banjoscotty - Posted - 03/14/2017:  07:03:21

Can really make that banjo talk

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2017:  07:12:08

Just took a bath in the horse water trough

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/14/2017 07:12:23

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2017:  07:50:38

Looks like we'll have to sneak up closer if we want bison for dinner.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/14/2017:  08:09:28

I can play whiskey for breakfast

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2017:  10:24:10

I can play Farewell to Whiskey.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2017:  11:02:43

Would like to bid his guitar "pals" farewell

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/14/2017:  11:31:30

Lost from the herd

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2017:  11:42:45

Doesn't follow the herd.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2017:  13:13:07

Hates being herded, or heard by banjo critics

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/14/2017 13:14:22

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2017:  14:17:34

Keeping an eye out for the deer and the antelope

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/14/2017:  16:16:53

These six guitars and a banjo
Leaves Bluegrass in a bind
But please don't blame our little band
We're all that Bill could find

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2017:  16:20:42

Writes poetry on restroom walls

J e f f - Posted - 03/14/2017:  18:55:49

Can't wait to go through puberty and grow his buffalo wings.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2017:  03:13:58

Likes Buffalo wings but Jeff won't share. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2017:  04:25:12

YUCKY!! Jeff's pup just came over here and hiked his
leg and peed on me!! Just for that,,,I'm gonna tell.!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2017:  04:40:52

Not overly fond of Jeff's dog.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2017:  04:43:11

Glad he's not red like fire hydrants

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2017:  05:03:00

If that pup comes out here I'll buffalo him..

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2017:  05:40:11

Thinking about getting a new hat

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2017:  06:24:38

Thinks this publicity shot will reap rewards

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2017:  06:39:29

Does anyone have bug spray? These mosquitoes are fierce.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2017:  06:57:30

Wishes Dolly Parton was here to pick on him

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2017:  07:45:46

Smiling at the mere thought of Dolly Parton's assets.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2017:  07:47:10

So heavy he needs dolly legs to stand up

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2017:  07:49:01

Pondering the larger implications of Bison vs. Buffalo.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2017:  08:24:33

wondering what the offspring would look like if he
married a tenor banjo

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2017:  14:39:05

Lost track of all offspring

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2017:  15:02:01

Wondering where all the native Americans went.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/15/2017:  19:50:48

Plays dodgeball with wooden buckets.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2017:  02:45:38

Doesn't know why they call him "Daffy". 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2017:  07:57:49

Wants name changed to "Stirling" after Moss

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/16/2017:  13:28:06

Thanks for bringing me to dinner here in this lush grass,Buff

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2017:  17:48:28

Long lost son of Ben Cartwright

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2017:  02:19:22

The "black duck"of the family.

Forrest - Posted - 03/17/2017:  07:18:08

Has the slightly pained look of someone that just sat on their testicles. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2017:  08:53:54

In need of PreparationH

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2017:  12:54:34

Oh sure, "There'll be lots of other buffalo there" you said, "this is where the buffalo roam" you said, so where are all the bleeping buffalo?!?!?!?!?

Forrest - Posted - 03/17/2017:  13:42:11

Tired of wearing a squirrel skin head - longing for a buffalo skin head.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2017:  14:34:47

has bad cramp in his toes

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/17/2017:  14:46:35

Twister Champion of 1969.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2017:  16:28:48

Duck of the Year at the Annual Migratory Bird playoffs

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2017:  02:53:52

so old he witnessed the battle of Little Big Horn

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2017:  03:39:27

In is the witness protection program. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2017:  04:19:24

witnesses six guitars ganging up on him

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2017:  04:21:01

Doesn't have any gang tattoos. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2017:  08:31:12

Got tattooed by a Gibson RB250 last year

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2017:  13:26:35

That's a beaut of a butte. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/18/2017:  15:47:40

Has an entire room full of LW participation trophies.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 03/18/2017 15:48:17

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2017:  16:08:35

Thinking about getting a tongue ring