chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2022:  12:44:26

Had a date with Karl Marx’s granddaughter but she refused to go “Dutch”.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2022:  14:09:55

Dutch going, going, gone

Omeboy - Posted - 08/11/2022:  18:25:44

He has a new geriatric product out on the market:
Orthopedic Lily Pads ----- for elderly frogs who don't leap around as much as they used to.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2022:  03:07:45

Smile and the whole world smiles with you. Laugh and they think you’re crazy

Omeboy - Posted - 08/12/2022:  20:44:39

Once disguised himself as a (vertically challenged) high school biology teacher, but was quickly discovered as an imposter when he had a major panic attack after the kids took out their dissection kits.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/12/2022 20:52:44

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2022:  21:15:39

Used to drool on the buffet table

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2022:  03:46:04

On the road again

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2022:  23:18:29

Out of ammo,,,,again

Omeboy - Posted - 08/17/2022:  23:45:11

Out of clean underwear.... again.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2022:  03:16:30

Can’t understand why nobody takes him seriously

Omeboy - Posted - 08/18/2022:  13:58:06

Can't understand why nursing homes don't provide occasional "therapy frogs."

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/18/2022 14:00:37

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2022:  04:02:52

Just learned he was adopted

Omeboy - Posted - 08/19/2022:  14:18:40

Just found out that he's the "love child" of Kermit the Frog and Godzilla's siser.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/21/2022:  18:34:54

Was once hired to play Wishbone the cook on Rawhide,, that is until Gil Favor shot him in the foot

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2022:  02:53:16

Hoping to find inspiration for his next novel on the rails

Omeboy - Posted - 08/22/2022:  20:49:07

He still misses his wife.......but at least his aim is gett'en better.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2022:  22:44:08

Constantly has insects flying into his mouth, especially when hanging his head out the car window

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2022:  13:57:06

By the time he gets to Phoenix she’ll be rising

Omeboy - Posted - 08/28/2022:  21:04:16

Life in the swamp ain't easy. So, he either wears his yellow pants or brown pants depending on how scared he thinks he might get that day.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2022:  04:51:27

Laughing at the absurdity of it all

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2022:  22:28:16

Dreaded the gun safety course conducted at Noah Bedlow’s farm pond.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/29/2022:  23:10:45

He has a serious gambling problem------he never wins.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/29/2022 23:13:05

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/05/2022:  13:22:41

Harpo is a very quite musician most of the time they say

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2022:  17:52:37

Has never actually been to Yosemite

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2022:  18:21:32

Has never actually been to Montreal (“the Swamp” , in impolite circles)

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2022:  03:02:46

Doesn’t have a ticket to ride but is going to ride regardless

Omeboy - Posted - 09/15/2022:  09:09:02

Living proof that GMOs are not a good idea.
I mean if you genetically modify an organism and it ends up waving a pistol at you---that can't be good.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2022:  10:24:26

Has a DNA problem after being dropped on his head at birth

Omeboy - Posted - 09/18/2022:  18:16:49

Looks like he completely misunderstood his wife.
She said: "There's a train leaving at 7:00 a.m. tomorrow morning. Be UNDER it.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2022:  02:53:42

Have harp, will travel

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2022:  09:55:16

Warding off hungry pike

Omeboy - Posted - 09/19/2022:  09:57:54

When asked what he does for a living, he tells everybody he's a door-to-door train salesman.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2022:  08:37:23

Once was a door-to-door Fuller Brush salesman until he got the bum rush from Biff Byceps

Omeboy - Posted - 10/02/2022:  11:50:16

This man pictured above is which of the following?
A. A freelance train-conductor
B. A door-to-door used knapsack salesman
C. Most likely your biological father
D. A worthless bum
E. All of the above

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/02/2022:  13:41:07

Most likely E. all of the above, a man of many talents or at least he thinks so....

Omeboy - Posted - 10/02/2022:  13:58:07

Sam once told John Wayne he'd be a lot more successful in movies if he grew a big mustache and had his legs shortened at least three feet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2022:  14:31:47

Once told Marion John Wayne that he should go to Anger Management classes

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/02/2022:  20:31:55

Real hobos jump the train , not clime aboard....

Omeboy - Posted - 10/04/2022:  16:14:57

Before he got the Hollywood gig at Warner Brothers Studios, he worked at Mount Rushmore as the presidential nose-hair trimmer.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2022:  17:09:12

Once had a man-crush on a cigar store Indian

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2022:  11:51:38

Statuesque

Omeboy - Posted - 10/07/2022:  12:40:55

Anthropomorphic

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2022:  16:27:15

Speechless

Omeboy - Posted - 10/11/2022:  21:43:08

Okay, Nature Lovers. Here we see the chronically unemployed, whisker-billed rail-hopper on his annual migration pattern to the southern climes. With his nesting material in tow, he'll head south for several days. Once there, he will forage for food and might even attempt to mate if he encounters a receptive female.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2022:  14:56:30

Used to bird watch with Euell Gibbons but couldn’t stand the lunches he packed/picked

Omeboy - Posted - 10/12/2022:  19:40:58

His friendship with Gibbons ended one night when he woke up to find Gibbons covering him with A1 Steak Sauce.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2022:  14:43:28

Had trouble mating with Euell Gibbons’ sister due to her germ-phobic mindset

Omeboy - Posted - 10/14/2022:  15:38:08

He's the success you see today because he maintained a 4.0 all thru school---------------that was his blood/alcohol content.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2022:  02:58:42

Secretly envies Groucho