BanjoClive - Posted - 05/08/2016:  13:11:09

To tired staring at nothing to pay the power bill

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/08/2016:  13:31:14

Look, I see a unicorn!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2016:  16:10:34

Hasn't landed in a corn field in 10 years

J e f f - Posted - 05/08/2016:  18:03:59

Shops at Short Chimp Style clothing stores.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2016:  03:38:23

Does his shopping on the Internet. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2016:  08:47:40

Started a WereWolf Hangout forum

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2016:  12:10:24

Charter member of the Chimpanzee Hangout Internet Message Project

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2016:  15:25:02

OK Ma,you can put me down now...

BanjoClive - Posted - 05/09/2016:  15:29:49

Thinks its legal to kill a person thats old... ("put me down")

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2016:  15:34:41

Behind every silver lining there's a cloud

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/09/2016:  17:35:31

Jeez, Chuck thinks he's ice fishing again...

spiv - Posted - 05/09/2016:  19:19:48

Thinks he has an edge if conversation becomes animated.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2016:  02:22:50

I dropped my pick,,,turn the light on

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2016:  03:41:46

Almost in tune. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2016:  06:56:05

Almost cut mommy's apron strings

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2016:  14:41:06

Almost made 3rd string this year,,,

Rossanne - Posted - 05/10/2016:  14:43:30

little glue here,,tiny but there,,perfect.

BanjoClive - Posted - 05/10/2016:  15:13:12

Scored on his own net

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2016:  15:41:29

Too many clouds - suffering from triple vision

spiv - Posted - 05/10/2016:  15:57:09

Too much Foreigner, suffering from "Double Vision"

J e f f - Posted - 05/10/2016:  17:43:07

Has "Too Much Time on His Hands"

spiv - Posted - 05/10/2016:  18:24:39

Fetches Styx

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2016:  03:40:26

Sticks the solo. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2016:  06:47:53

Howls solo you can't hear him

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2016:  07:39:44

Finds it difficult to tune with all the howling going on.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2016:  08:21:50

I'm raiding Farmer Brown's chicken house tonight.
Anyone want to go along?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2016:  09:58:36

Looking forward to a fresh chicken dinner.

spiv - Posted - 05/11/2016:  10:41:49

Would tick that box but has enough ticks already

BanjoClive - Posted - 05/11/2016:  11:02:05

Thinks puns are still funny

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2016:  14:06:21

Thinks chem-trails are making him sick

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2016:  02:20:50

Sick of chimp stereotypes. 

spiv - Posted - 05/12/2016:  10:56:28

Lu-pining for the good old days

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2016:  11:19:37

Tells tourists Ottawa R. whitewater is actually milk

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2016:  12:28:27

Played total of 3 minutes last season

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2016:  18:08:03

Tuned 167 minutes last week and played 15 minutes

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2016:  02:39:21

Don't put your money on me,,,I'm a wimp chimp..

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2016:  03:45:50

Pausing in his tuning while he thinks about buying a Ferrari.    

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/13/2016:  03:59:15

Wishes he had a cat instead.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2016:  06:25:05

Wishes Huey, Dewey and Louie would move out of his garage

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2016:  16:26:23

Wishes the coach would give him a position on the team.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/14/2016:  04:22:28

Wishes someone would fix this squeaky tuner.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2016:  08:59:09

Wishes he could find a barber to give him a duck-tail haircut

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2016:  12:26:48

Wishes he wasn't constantly mistaken for Cheetah. 

J e f f - Posted - 05/15/2016:  08:20:49

Prefers Mrs. Howell over Ginger or Mary Ann.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2016:  08:26:52

Prefers the Lady over next door's poodle

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/15/2016:  16:12:01

Wishes he had purchased those new rocket powered skates.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2016:  02:09:03

Never try to sip soup with a bill like this!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2016:  03:41:56

Keeps snacks under his hat. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2016:  08:04:38

Keeps midnight activities details under his hat