chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2014:  09:17:04

I used to star in horror films

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2014:  12:34:41

I used to star in romantic comedy films.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2014:  17:42:19

This is what the banjo case did to me,,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2014:  19:49:26

That online dating service is a scam

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2014:  03:37:09

Told the dating service I wanted to meet a nice acoustic guitar and look what I ended up with.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2014:  04:09:52

HEE.HEE,Hee,,,,,,Mama,,stop tickling me

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 08/30/2014:  06:35:49

If you stand out in the sun too long it will bleach out your hair.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/30/2014:  15:26:42

I used to be a stand-in for Don Williams

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2014:  03:28:13

I'm just trying to stand for myself

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 08/31/2014:  04:05:32

I'm an expert at standing....

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/31/2014:  16:20:06

Elf banjo maker.

Corby - Posted - 08/31/2014:  18:12:55

There's that look again, I'm not sure I....

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/31/2014:  21:47:40

I'll eat you for breakfast,little fella

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2014:  03:46:05

I use guitar strings on this banjo.
Now is sounds more "plunkity".

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/01/2014:  04:49:00

These boots were made for walking....

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 09/01/2014:  06:32:51

My boots are waders...

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/01/2014:  09:47:04

I'm so dry I could start a Forest fire

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/01/2014:  19:14:47

this is the first time I learned

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2014:  02:11:49

A good place to roller skate,,,,,

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/02/2014:  18:34:35

I think there coming for me now

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2014:  20:52:19

Go thataway!

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 09/03/2014:  02:33:49

I play my banjo with the neck in the 2 o'clock position.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2014:  03:09:31

I use this banjo when playing very short tunes.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/03/2014:  16:46:32

Dreams of joining the Duck Cheerleaders

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 09/04/2014:  02:22:49

Dreams of being a Duck Cheerleader!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2014:  02:32:14

You See! Shrink wrap really does work.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2014:  06:12:08

They won't recognize me with these shades on

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2014:  10:18:19

Well ,,you see how it is.
They all had a chance at me and this is what's left.

eljimb0 - Posted - 09/04/2014:  17:35:23

I tipped over this Coke machine .. and my friends' dog is underneath it.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 09/05/2014:  02:28:20

I pick with my shirt tail hanging out...

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2014:  04:49:26

The notes that are projected from this banjo are so "micro-small" that some
folks can hardly hear them.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 09/05/2014:  05:00:46

BNJOMAKR's mini banjo is so loud that I had to remove my hearing aids!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2014:  03:32:51

I can play this in the house when the baby is sleeping.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2014:  14:45:19

I can't seem to find my sunglasses .....hmmm....

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 09/06/2014:  15:57:14

NO! I'm not related to Dick Van Dyke....

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/06/2014:  19:43:52

yes, it has a fifth string

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2014:  20:55:48

Must've snowed last night

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2014:  03:04:24

I just stay in this one chord..The song will come back
around to it sooner or later.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 09/07/2014:  04:16:55

I'm afraid to look, but I think someone is following me!

MWBailey - Posted - 09/07/2014:  07:27:54

Just add water, and you'll have a full-sized ball-bearin'-tone-ring Mastertone...

Edited by - MWBailey on 09/07/2014 07:28:23

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2014:  03:22:44

Are we inside looking out,,or are
we outside looking in?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2014:  06:51:40

Waiting for the next bus out of town.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2014:  08:39:31

Quit tickling me!

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 09/08/2014:  10:00:56

When I tickle these strings, music comes out!

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2014:  11:58:34

Little Roy offered me 10,000 bucks for this baby

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2014:  02:59:24

But Bnjomakr wanted 10,001 dollars for it so
he refused Roy's offer. That is when I bought it.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2014:  14:51:09

Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life here.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/09/2014:  14:55:46

I need better nourishment

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2014:  16:47:12

Did you see me move?