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banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2013: 05:33:39
OH,my goodness,gracious sakes alive and Balderdash,
Where has it gone?
ErikH - Posted - 09/06/2013: 02:20:13
It went that-a-way.............
roxygrl - Posted - 09/07/2013: 09:37:45
..twew'est thing you ever said !..
mbanjo - Posted - 09/07/2013: 17:19:15
Anyone in pursuit...?
ErikH - Posted - 09/08/2013: 05:48:53
I don't know. The last word was awfully quick.
roxygrl - Posted - 09/08/2013: 09:21:28
quicker than a blink!
mbanjo - Posted - 09/08/2013: 22:23:21
Are blinks much faster than winks?
ErikH - Posted - 09/10/2013: 02:21:24
I don't know what the conversion rate is for winks to blinks.
roxygrl - Posted - 09/10/2013: 05:28:55
isn't it 5 winks = 1 blink,,an' did you know that 1 wink can let you in for free?...so you have 4 left..what you 'gonna do then...
mbanjo - Posted - 09/10/2013: 15:14:18
Go back for seconds four days in a row.....
ErikH - Posted - 09/11/2013: 02:24:54
Is a wink as good as a nod to a blind bat?
mbanjo - Posted - 09/11/2013: 13:29:06
Are bats capable of nodding?
ErikH - Posted - 09/12/2013: 02:25:32
Don't they ever agree to anything?
roxygrl - Posted - 09/14/2013: 03:03:57
aren't they hanging upside down by way of thinking it over?
mbanjo - Posted - 09/14/2013: 13:46:39
just thought of something scientifically important.....,.the floors of bat caves are covered in vast amounts of guano (bat s***)....which raises the question............'how do bats crap when they are hanging upside down'?
ErikH - Posted - 09/14/2013: 14:55:56
You know, when I was typing in my entry two days ago, I was pondering that very thing; I don't mean to scare you my friend, but I think our minds might work alike.................
mbanjo - Posted - 09/14/2013: 15:43:49
.....as great minds do..:-) ..........We may have discovered something awesome....
Edited by - mbanjo on 09/14/2013 15:46:06
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2013: 05:01:12
Is bat s*** and bull s*** both BS ?
Edited by - banjoscotty on 09/15/2013 05:02:34
ErikH - Posted - 09/15/2013: 06:36:48
Why yes, I suppose it is.
roxygrl - Posted - 09/15/2013: 14:26:40
they can't both be guano can they ?.....{don't bats do an automatic body shift y'know, as a dog mindfully raises it back leg?}
ErikH - Posted - 09/15/2013: 14:33:24
I don't know. I don't believe I've ever seen a bat produce guano
mbanjo - Posted - 09/15/2013: 14:38:17
That must explain why bats sleep in the dark during the day........they are shift workers:-)
ErikH - Posted - 09/16/2013: 02:26:49
If I defecated while hanging upside down, I wouldn't come out in the daytime either.
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2013: 02:48:27
I wonder how Batman expells that stuff
ErikH - Posted - 09/16/2013: 15:04:34
Maybe that's why he keeps Robin around?
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2013: 16:10:00
Now that's a thought
ErikH - Posted - 09/17/2013: 02:11:24
I don't think it would be easy to use the bathroom in that costume, anyway.
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2013: 05:05:48
AWWww!!! I think I'm losing respect for the Dynamic Duo
MWBailey - Posted - 09/17/2013: 06:08:39
quote:
Originally posted by mbanjo
just thought of something scientifically important.....,.the floors of bat caves are covered in vast amounts of guano (bat s***)....which raises the question............'how do bats crap when they are hanging upside down'?
Veeerryyy Caarreefuullyyy...
*grabs the Last Word and hands it off to the nearest clawhammerer*
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2013: 12:45:29
Well,,,anyway,they get the job done
MWBailey - Posted - 09/17/2013: 19:56:51
Weeelll, looky what I found.
ErikH - Posted - 09/18/2013: 02:23:16
You just stepped in the guano.
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2013: 02:48:23
At least Batman and Robin have a private cave
ErikH - Posted - 09/19/2013: 02:24:16
I wonder if the Batmobile runs on guano?
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2013: 03:00:27
Don't know,, but that jet car peels rubber???
mbanjo - Posted - 09/19/2013: 13:20:58
Beat the living guano out of most other cars
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2013: 13:54:34
What other cars?
ErikH - Posted - 09/19/2013: 14:41:39
The Jokermobile?
roxygrl - Posted - 09/19/2013: 18:42:11
The last Wordmobile?.......{118 pages! has someone fallen asleep. ?
mbanjo - Posted - 09/19/2013: 19:03:41
Or worse still.....drowned in liquid guano
ErikH - Posted - 09/20/2013: 02:26:19
I don't think it gets much worse than that.
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/20/2013: 03:04:51
I wouldn't know about that
roxygrl - Posted - 09/20/2013: 10:59:27
is Duck stuck in the er,,mire?
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/20/2013: 13:55:19
Please don't tell Uncle Remus I'm here,,this
is his banjo
ErikH - Posted - 09/21/2013: 05:29:09
Uncle Remus is here?
roxygrl - Posted - 09/21/2013: 06:16:38
Well no, not exactly, if Uncle Remus was attentive enough, meaning he was here, wouldn’t he have answered for himself? …anyhow he isn’t aboard, you have a message? Why not write a message..er is it about the banjo?..
Edited by - roxygrl on 09/21/2013 06:17:53
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/21/2013: 09:58:01
Can Uncle Remus read,,or write?
roxygrl - Posted - 09/21/2013: 10:55:37
isn't there something in between,,,
mbanjo - Posted - 09/21/2013: 18:19:02
Who feathered the tar baby?
MWBailey - Posted - 09/22/2013: 01:37:51
It was me, I confess. Hey, looka here, I found the Last Word...
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