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OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2019: 03:32:01
Check his pockets for contraband
chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2019: 05:04:10
Don’t get too close to him unless you wear gloves and a face mask
OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2019: 05:53:35
Wise advice
banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2019: 13:19:07
Tie him up,drag him behind the boat for a mile or so.
OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2019: 03:27:56
I think that’s on his bucket list
chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2019: 06:36:27
He’d probably enjoy that.
TheLastWord - Posted - 09/29/2019: 03:49:12
Well, the "tie me up and drag me behind a boat" didn't go as plan. LW forgot he lost his boat last year after the Acme Rocket fiasco.
OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2019: 17:36:42
I heard he made that whole thing up
chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2019: 17:43:06
He just wanted to be on the front page of the National Enquirer
OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2019: 17:52:29
Now that’s a goal
OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/03/2019: 15:20:52
LW will do anything for attention.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2019: 16:18:12
We’ve tried ignoring him but that didn’t work
chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2019: 17:13:05
Perhaps we can dowse him in disappearing ink
OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2019: 03:25:44
I spilled spot remover on my dog and couldn’t find him for weeks
OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/04/2019: 05:01:17
I've tried using White-Out to get rid of LW. But then, I had a heck of a time removing it from my computer screen.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2019: 10:06:58
I don’t think any of the antivirus software will help with that
banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2019: 02:33:00
He really needs a girlfriend. One that is VERY friendly.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2019: 04:36:05
And tolerant
chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2019: 07:43:24
Unfortunately FW at the library put him on the grease
OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2019: 10:20:38
Let’s see how long that lasts
OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/07/2019: 03:16:45
They seem to have a futile attraction.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2019: 04:56:00
LW’s picture is in the dictionary next to the entry for “futility”
OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/07/2019: 05:22:45
Is that the same picture they used for the poster on the Post Office wall?
chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2019: 07:21:23
I’ve seen that poster - it’s not a very good likeness of LW.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2019: 08:19:41
I heard that was actually his brother, Penultimate Word
TheLastWord - Posted - 10/08/2019: 15:13:48
Or his uncle Buzz Word.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2019: 15:34:02
Is he still around?
chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2019: 15:46:37
I haven’t seen hide nor hair of ol’ Buzzy in months
OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2019: 15:48:58
That’s probably a good thing
TheLastWord - Posted - 10/09/2019: 17:31:00
I heard from a 3rd cousin he was last seen somewhere in Nebraska.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2019: 18:05:47
I’m surprised they recognized him out there
OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/10/2019: 04:41:38
I think they figured out purdy quick that he weren't from around them parts.
chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2019: 08:26:54
Especially sence he war wearin’ a Seminoles cap instead of a Cornhuskers'.
Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/10/2019 08:28:05
OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/10/2019: 08:58:03
SEMINOLES?????
THAT'S going to upset The Duck.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2019: 14:14:04
Should be interesting
banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2019: 02:59:17
He'll know how in handle it.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019: 03:05:29
I hope you’re right
chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2019: 03:59:01
The only thing the Duck can handle is checking the Gators’ stats
OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2019: 04:04:32
He may dispute that
OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/15/2019: 04:08:58
Keep in mind, Chuck: Hell hath no fury like a cross-eyed Duck.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2019: 04:49:56
Isn’t that the truth!
chuckv97 - Posted - 10/18/2019: 19:50:29
I’ve got an uppercut that might neutralize the situation.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2019: 03:49:38
That sounds like a threat
OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/21/2019: 08:22:43
LW has contacted Don King to see if he might want to get involved.
chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2019: 08:41:20
I hope he didn’t contact Larry King by mistake.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2019: 10:39:48
Now that would be an interesting pair
janolov - Posted - 10/22/2019: 00:05:00
Does any of them have the last word?
OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2019: 02:53:46
They may think they do
chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2019: 08:38:52
Time will tell, and that’s all we have on this esteemed forum.
OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2019: 14:01:57
Careful, it’s slipping away
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