TheLastWord - Posted - 06/06/2018:  19:37:09

, then decided to call

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2018:  03:11:01

it a heated argument

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2018:  06:34:22

. Hotheads and cold hearts

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2018:  06:36:04

are a volatile mixture

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/07/2018:  15:21:04

when exposed to helium

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2018:  15:38:47

,resulting in squeaky voices

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2018:  17:42:28

and potentially dangerous hypoxia

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2018:  23:03:12

for which no antidote

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2018:  03:11:46

works other than immediate

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2018:  12:06:05

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation by nurses

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/08/2018 12:06:54

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/09/2018:  02:31:16

from Sweden who like

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2018:  04:39:59

to stimulate the senses

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2018:  04:50:30

with frozen Swedish meatballs

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2018:  05:02:55

and strategically placed electrodes

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/09/2018:  16:42:30

connected to high powdered

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2018:  23:44:20

mule-driven generators that

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/10/2018:  03:46:01

sound like 10,000 mules

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2018:  03:29:40

suffering from acute gastritis

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/12/2018:  04:16:35

after eating all that

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2018:  05:21:00

alfalfa from back forties

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2018:  06:29:37

where we spread composted

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/12/2018:  14:39:44

daily to attract flies

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2018:  16:45:24

for trout fishing expeditions

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2018:  18:10:43

which were spent drinking

DC5 - Posted - 06/13/2018:  13:34:21

massive quantities of beer

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2018:  13:59:30

and yelling at fish

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2018:  15:02:40

who pretty much ignored

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2018:  15:05:35

the jokes’ punch lines

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/13/2018 15:06:01

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/13/2018:  16:55:52

and strange lures. Almost

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2018:  06:59:29

everyone I know thinks

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2018:  07:30:33

it’s better to avoid

SpaceRanger - Posted - 06/14/2018:  07:39:57

playing while eating spaghetti

DC5 - Posted - 06/14/2018:  09:07:20

, especially when it is

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2018:  12:33:56

served in Mafia-owned restaurants

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2018:  15:42:08

where mob hits happen

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/15/2018:  04:01:58

more often than Aunt

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2018:  04:15:55

Bee saying, Opie, you

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2018:  07:03:14

will go blind doing

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2018:  08:18:42

that and it will

Craig_B - Posted - 06/15/2018:  10:53:47

grow hair on your

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2018:  11:04:50

nether regions too soon

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/15/2018:  18:01:32

and causes chafing and

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2018:  04:11:44

a prurient obsession with

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2018:  07:26:23

Hugh Hefner’s scandalous magazine

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2018:  14:13:23

which he read from

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2018:  17:24:00

cover to scurrilous cover

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2018:  17:29:51

avoiding the pictorials entirely

aggiebanjo21 - Posted - 06/16/2018:  17:37:11

but checked their grammar

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2018:  17:39:22

for many omitted periods