chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2018:  16:01:23

banjo widows to their

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2018:  03:39:45

extreme aural discomfort and

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2018:  20:19:10

weeping and gnashing of

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  03:54:16

teeth, which didn’t help

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:00:41

and only caused more

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:06:24

people fleeing the suburbs

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:35:00

to Himalayan Buddhist monasteries

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:49:11

where they searched for

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  07:15:19

enlightenment and Tibetan hashish

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  07:50:13

, the two being oxymorons

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OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  08:39:40

except in the minds

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/11/2018:  08:44:06

of oxen and morons

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  10:11:44

and Knights of Pithius

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/11/2018:  10:49:10

and the Round Table.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  11:42:05

where knights were bold

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/11/2018:  12:05:35

and oh, so mellow

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  12:07:07

,grooving on Donovan records

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  12:37:36

and eating chocolate-chip cookies

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/11/2018:  12:49:11

baked by tiny elves

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/11/2018:  12:51:10

who play tiny banjos

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  13:07:12

and lace the cookies

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/11/2018:  13:23:20

with Carolina Reapor peppers

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/11/2018:  13:31:25

cultivated by generations of

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  15:04:50

Tarheels from turpentine camps

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  16:49:14

whose grandmothers distilled corn

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  17:49:34

into the most amazing

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/11/2018:  18:41:54

paint remover and thinner

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2018:  03:29:19

which mixed well with

DC5 - Posted - 07/12/2018:  04:51:41

ether and lime juice

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/12/2018:  05:55:42

to make a tasty

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2018:  07:03:06

poison for unsuspecting tyrants

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2018:  07:10:26

when rebellions are immanent

Craig_B - Posted - 07/12/2018:  10:52:07

, the rebels storming barricades

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2018:  11:25:40

carrying pitchforks and torches

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2018:  13:42:00

that seldom frighten armies

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/12/2018:  16:22:16

armed with longneck banjos

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2018:  18:46:10

which they use to

DC5 - Posted - 07/13/2018:  04:50:49

torture captives for information

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2018:  06:48:31

to be used against

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/13/2018:  07:24:33

Blue Meanies invading Pepperland

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2018:  10:04:44

via the salt flats

DC5 - Posted - 07/13/2018:  10:23:43

where world speed records

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2018:  13:15:39

are difficult to break

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2018:  14:32:53

wind while chewing exlax

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/13/2018:  14:51:49

and chugging down chocolate

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/13/2018:  16:49:39

margaritas and greasy enchiladas

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/13/2018:  17:05:41

topped with spicy queso

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2018:  17:54:04

and a side of

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/13/2018:  17:56:59

kale and cilantro hummus