grandpafive - Posted - 01/15/2020:  18:30:08

like an ice-box in

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2020:  03:03:37

August when you open

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 01/16/2020:  05:40:23

letters from the IRS

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2020:  06:20:03

and find that scammers

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2020:  07:12:00

are reading your mail

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2020:  08:21:06

and applying for credit

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/16/2020:  11:25:33

which makes for a

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2020:  11:34:51

slippery slope into poverty

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/16/2020:  12:13:12

only to never recover

grandpafive - Posted - 01/16/2020:  12:36:06

the Nigerian prince's invitation

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/16/2020:  12:42:22

of great wealth and

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2020:  14:32:58

opportunity for knighthood in

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2020:  14:35:21

nightime “palaces” of streetwalkers

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2020:  17:05:19

which I often frequent

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2020:  17:49:05

when on business trips

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2020:  19:13:58

and needing some relaxation

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2020:  08:07:48

to blow off steam

grandpafive - Posted - 01/17/2020:  08:14:46

and other noxious gasses

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2020:  11:08:48

which emanate from their

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/17/2020:  11:22:39

over active butt cracks

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2020:  12:48:06

,often Krazy Glue’d shut

DC5 - Posted - 01/17/2020:  13:27:03

while the offender is

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2020:  13:40:06

tied to the bedposts

grandpafive - Posted - 01/17/2020:  16:57:25

with .023 banjo strings

DC5 - Posted - 01/17/2020:  17:28:13

and force fed Chex

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2020:  17:35:10

in original wheat flavor

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2020:  00:32:00

but now genetically modified

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2020:  03:53:29

for decades-long shelf life

DC5 - Posted - 01/18/2020:  10:58:49

allowing bulk purchasers to

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2020:  11:00:11

fill their underground storage

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2020:  11:44:12

in case of nuclear

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2020:  11:51:08

powered aircraft carrier breakdowns

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/18/2020:  12:34:55

hundreds of years later

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 01/18/2020:  12:53:08

than their scheduled decommissioning

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2020:  14:49:01

confounding Pentagon bean counters

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/18/2020:  15:57:03

order to sale remaining

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2020:  16:12:30

jumping beans to Mexico.

My new mariachi band

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 01/18/2020:  16:29:51

likes adding extra lyrics

Edited by - OldBlindGuy on 01/18/2020 16:42:07

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2020:  03:51:23

for no apparent reason

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/19/2020:  04:03:37

other than to keep

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2020:  04:09:22

their fans guessing about

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/19/2020:  05:42:16

what there actually playing.

Edited by - KyBanjo on 01/19/2020 05:43:01

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/19/2020:  05:42:45

It goes something like...

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2020:  06:26:38

'Play that funky trumpet

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/19/2020:  06:40:41

until you get better

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2020:  09:42:22

at attracting wild women

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/19/2020:  11:01:21

with playable 5 string

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2020:  11:42:33

Sitars, a rare instrument

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/19/2020:  12:04:08

that brings about such