chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2017:  11:30:23

at a Habs game

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2017:  12:02:05

where Ken Dryden's number

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2017:  18:14:28

hangs from the rafters

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2017:  02:37:14

along with several lesser

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2017:  05:05:29

known Kardashian family members

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2017:  05:33:28

who are waiting for

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2017:  06:23:24

their interstellar space ship

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2017:  06:56:53

to carry them to

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2017:  07:48:24

a happier place where

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2017:  12:09:18

nosy National Enquirer reporters

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2017:  12:55:53

are kept in cages

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2017:  14:19:32

with books on ethics

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2017:  02:41:46

which they use to

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2017:  17:30:29

light for evening bonfires

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2017:  02:32:54

where they toast marshmallows 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2017:  03:51:42

while reminiscing of bygone

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2017:  05:00:49

libidos and randy girlfriends

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2017:  08:15:06

employed at the Enquirer

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2017:  12:10:24

which publishes their selfies

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2017:  16:34:59

amid swirling rumo(u)rs that

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2017:  02:51:46

none of them are

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2017:  06:11:35

natives of this planet

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2017:  13:35:38

nor even this galaxy

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2017:  14:27:53

although some drive Fords

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2017:  18:23:16

while others drive Lincolns

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2017:  20:55:04

across the Continental Divide

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/24/2017 20:55:39

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2017:  03:19:28

and marvel at the

DC5 - Posted - 07/25/2017:  05:47:29

setting sun over the

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2017:  07:38:02

refuse pile filled with

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2017:  11:47:50

cattle manure dumped there

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2017:  02:44:30

which mixes nicely with 

MWBailey - Posted - 07/26/2017:  22:46:59

dingo kidneys, which smell

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2017:  02:53:04

remarkably like my aunt

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2017:  05:39:10

who drives old Studebakers

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2017:  05:43:29

at Pike's Peak Hillclimb

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2017:  10:51:50

for octogenarians who like

(coincidence, I was in Colorado today and was admiring Pike's Peak)

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2017:  11:09:35

driving dangerously fast in

(look at my post in the 300 post thread)

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2017:  15:10:26

first gear to avoid

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2017:  02:58:38

having to double clutch 

DC5 - Posted - 07/28/2017:  04:31:05

while simultaneously holding onto

 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2017:  06:09:44

a bottle of geritol

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2017:  06:18:02

and their hearing aid

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2017:  10:46:21

goes on the fritz

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2017:  04:36:33

making awful screeching sounds

DC5 - Posted - 08/01/2017:  05:41:09

and causing disruption in

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2017:  05:54:36

the daily motivational lecture 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2017:  06:14:54

concerning changing flat tires

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2017:  02:38:05

and highway good samaritans

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2017:  07:11:40

who nowadays skype instructions