TheLastWord - Posted - 11/26/2018:  15:51:12

collect old milk jugs

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2018:  18:17:31

to store their extensive

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2018:  18:24:27

pre-war National fingerpick collection

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  03:11:33

which they keep in

DC5 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  06:21:59

old licorice Altoids tins

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  06:31:09

catalogued by style and

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  07:08:21

size - a veritable fortune

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  07:17:43

in carefully crafted metal

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/27/2018:  15:04:57

by skilled metal workers

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  17:44:04

killing time by making

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  18:09:07

files for Leavenworth residents

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  18:23:07

who are constantly planning

DC5 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  18:48:41

their escapes even though

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2018:  05:44:40

it’s a futile endeavor

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2018:  06:40:01

thwarted by Warden henchmen

DC5 - Posted - 11/28/2018:  09:35:30

carrying electric cattle prods

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/29/2018:  04:01:33

painted bright green and

DC5 - Posted - 11/29/2018:  06:09:24

with a sapphire laser

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  06:24:48

which cast an amazingly

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2018:  07:22:57

holiday cheer in cellblocks

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  10:22:26

as it ignited bedding

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/29/2018:  14:55:45

, dirty laundry, and other

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2018:  14:56:59

disgusting soiled sex toys

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  17:54:12

which the inmates swapped

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/30/2018:  02:55:33

for basketballs, volleyballs, baseballs

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  03:34:28

and other spherical objects

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2018:  06:55:59

for advanced geometry studies

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  08:03:18

which completely overwhelmed me

DC5 - Posted - 11/30/2018:  14:12:26

when plotting a dodecahedron

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  15:33:24

and calculating the area

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/30/2018:  18:23:41

between his foot and

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  05:49:35

the geometry teacher’s butt

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/01/2018:  07:07:44

which was rather large

DC5 - Posted - 12/01/2018:  08:09:15

and required him to

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  09:07:28

take a lengthy detour

DC5 - Posted - 12/01/2018:  10:27:02

around his desk to

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2018:  10:29:51

flatulate out the window

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  11:07:39

which suffocated the pigeons

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/01/2018:  17:05:37

and left a very

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2018:  17:54:10

black cloud over Hooterville

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  20:28:59

where the residents gasped

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2018:  07:02:10

as cropdusters sprayed decontaminants

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2018:  09:06:13

banned by the EPA

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2018:  15:38:21

on their tiny houses

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2018:  16:23:40

with tiny TV antennae

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/04/2018:  02:49:28

he had purchased from

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2018:  04:33:59

a tiny electronics store

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 12/04/2018:  04:51:31

owned by Tiny Tim

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2018:  04:56:25

and his tiny helpers