chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2020:  08:18:42

about wearing masks nightly

DC5 - Posted - 09/06/2020:  14:57:53

during the Autumnal Equinox

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/06/2020:  15:50:44

while a team of

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2020:  16:09:56

mules ruined Scotty’s garden

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2020:  03:47:54

while rooting around for

DC5 - Posted - 09/07/2020:  06:20:01

truffles left by pigs

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2020:  07:26:01

who overlooked the fungi

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2020:  09:07:13

but not the rutabagas

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2020:  09:52:36

or the spring parsnips

DC5 - Posted - 09/07/2020:  10:00:42

that were just ripening

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2020:  10:05:07

in August because spring

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2020:  17:03:35

seemed very far away

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2020:  22:09:03

in the southern hemisphere

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2020:  02:57:47

where the drains don’t

DC5 - Posted - 09/08/2020:  05:15:12

spin counter clockwise like

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2020:  06:11:26

they are supposed to

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2020:  06:18:30

in an otherwise sane

DC5 - Posted - 09/08/2020:  08:39:28

hemisphere where sundials show

xmark - Posted - 09/08/2020:  09:52:28

counter-clockwise path when horizontal

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2020:  09:54:13

Aussies get roaring drunk

DC5 - Posted - 09/08/2020:  11:15:06

and sing Waltzing Matilda

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2020:  12:13:23

badly and off key

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2020:  14:12:20

without rolling their “r”s

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2020:  15:25:56

or shifting into falsettos

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/08/2020:  18:29:33

that bring about such

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2020:  04:18:31

aural distress that folks

DC5 - Posted - 09/09/2020:  06:27:43

close their windows despite

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2020:  08:29:34

the stifling ambient temperatures

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/09/2020:  09:28:18

. Meanwhile, Pat Brady was

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2020:  11:48:14

trying to get Nellybelle

DC5 - Posted - 09/10/2020:  05:43:00

started with baling twine

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2020:  05:46:51

which was a useless

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2020:  07:56:21

substitute for spark-plug wires

xmark - Posted - 09/10/2020:  09:32:18

but Pat Brady coaxed

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2020:  10:07:18

a short backfire once

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2020:  10:42:22

followed by a huge

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2020:  11:40:24

volley of Sioux arrows

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2020:  12:10:47

which pincushioned Pat and

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2020:  12:41:11

caused severe aorta leakage

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2020:  03:52:50

known as bleeding heart

DC5 - Posted - 09/11/2020:  06:56:45

liberal disease, a known

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2020:  07:10:50

downfall during Indian wars

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2020:  08:54:51

but experiencing growing popularity

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xmark - Posted - 09/11/2020:  09:15:49

among the talking heads

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2020:  11:03:01

who dispense amazing wisdom

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2020:  11:26:34

with tongue in cheek

grandpafive - Posted - 09/11/2020:  11:30:05

and brain in neutral

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2020:  13:55:58

which may explain why

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2020:  16:40:19

I absolutely know nothing