OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2021:  11:57:56

of Christmases past and

DC5 - Posted - 12/07/2021:  12:43:58

future, who revealed his

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2021:  13:45:46

boil to many interested

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/07/2021:  15:00:27

 perspective and future associates 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/07/2021 15:02:46

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2021:  17:21:28

all of whom fainted

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2021:  23:27:43

except Tex&Edna Boil

youtu.be/xS5zNX2zVbk

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/07/2021 23:30:46

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2021:  03:12:26

who display their organs

DC5 - Posted - 12/08/2021:  05:39:39

through a plexiglass window

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/08/2021:  10:01:28

which faces the street

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2021:  11:45:08

where organ grinders busk

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2021:  13:08:34

in a desultory manner

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/08/2021:  14:11:12

while their depressed monkeys

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/08/2021 14:11:47

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2021:  03:18:58

bared their fangs at

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/09/2021:  04:36:09

frail, impressionable, small children

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2021:  05:05:57

causing mental health issues

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/09/2021:  05:24:13

lasting well into adulthood

DC5 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  05:32:20

when banana fetishes began

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  07:35:21

to horrify nightime slumberers

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/09/2021:  09:44:20

with bad banana dreams

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2021:  11:14:01

analysts will peel back

DC5 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  11:15:10

and slip subliminal messages

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  11:27:34

playing Beatles LP’s backwards

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/09/2021:  13:07:01

on ancient warbling turntables

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2021:  17:53:55

through ill fitting headphones

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  19:20:22

purchased at Karl’s KutRayt

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2021:  04:22:04

Electronics Emporium, where static

DC5 - Posted - 12/10/2021:  06:58:40

electricity is the primary

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/10/2021:  07:46:27

theme of substandard customer-service

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2021:  08:24:56

by sweater-clad surly teenagers

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/10/2021:  11:55:27

that often take advantage

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/10/2021:  15:40:29

aging banjo pickers hoping

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/10/2021 15:40:44

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2021:  18:18:13

to score some points

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2021:  19:49:17

with Karl because he

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2021:  03:01:21

likes that kind of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/11/2021:  05:29:50

advertising promoting his business

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2021:  05:35:39

which isn’t totally legit

DC5 - Posted - 12/11/2021:  06:10:39

but his customers don't

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2021:  11:10:31

particularly care for because

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2021:  11:27:31

Karl purloins his stock

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/11/2021:  13:43:40

from oblivious unsuspecting sources

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2021:  14:27:10

who wonder where their

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2021:  15:02:43

yellow went when they

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/11/2021:  16:09:03

brush teeth with Pepsodent

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2021:  17:55:30

which they do monthly

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2021:  18:38:38

except during full moons

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/12/2021:  04:56:15

during El Niño events

DC5 - Posted - 12/12/2021:  06:08:03

or total Solar Eclipses

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2021:  07:19:06

when passions run high

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2021:  02:48:50

and hormones run freely