TheLastWord - Posted - 05/02/2020:  04:00:12

in each candy bar

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2020:  04:57:07

they gave out Halloween

DC5 - Posted - 05/02/2020:  05:31:41

to anyone wearing Trump

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2020:  05:47:37

face mask and MAGA

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/02/2020 05:52:17

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/02/2020:  06:15:38

hats that were to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2020:  07:10:19

brand them as exiles

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2020:  10:56:09

from the rational world

grandpafive - Posted - 05/02/2020:  16:11:42

where rations are not

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2020:  16:49:41

up to FDA standards

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/02/2020:  19:48:35

due to high levels

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2020:  16:54:44

saturated fats and salt

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2020:  18:57:56

from Mini-soda and Utah

grandpafive - Posted - 05/03/2020:  20:13:25

salt and fat mines

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2020:  03:52:56

run by faceless conglomerates

DC5 - Posted - 05/04/2020:  06:16:48

marketing to teenage boys

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2020:  07:40:35

whose gullibility is astonishing

DC5 - Posted - 05/04/2020:  12:18:35

when young girls say

grandpafive - Posted - 05/04/2020:  19:38:40

"I'm a tobacco farrmer"

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2020:  21:11:35

which floors pimpled boys

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2020:  04:35:31

as their fantasies run

DC5 - Posted - 05/05/2020:  06:16:36

amok with thoughts of

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2020:  06:42:28

the farmers' daughter stories

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2020:  09:01:22

and kiln house shenanigans

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2020:  12:11:07

that will exceed their

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2020:  17:19:41

pubescent dreams despite misgivings

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2020:  03:29:48

about what they'll tell

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/06/2020:  07:45:27

their parents about what

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2020:  12:34:59

transpired 9 months later

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2020:  12:37:00

after many sleepless nights

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2020:  12:39:15

listening to heavy metal

grandpafive - Posted - 05/06/2020:  14:21:51

scrap dealers prowling alleys

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/06/2020:  14:43:37

in their never-ending search

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2020:  15:29:03

for Def Leppard cassettes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2020:  04:20:40

to aid their headbanging

DC5 - Posted - 05/07/2020:  06:09:09

and mosh pit dancing

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2020:  11:55:15

which frosh delighted in



(or as Mrs. Lindsay, my long-suffering English teacher would correct, “in which frosh delighted”)

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/07/2020 11:55:43

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2020:  13:58:28

with total disregard for

grandpafive - Posted - 05/07/2020:  14:20:17

Mrs. Llndsays rules when

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2020:  03:32:55

the music was blaring

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2020:  08:37:30

and boys were daring

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2020:  09:25:09

while the chaperones looked

grandpafive - Posted - 05/08/2020:  10:05:28

at store window displays

DC5 - Posted - 05/08/2020:  12:29:32

where the glass reflection

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2020:  12:31:33

revealed their true identities

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2020:  05:04:24

with all their flaws

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/09/2020:  05:13:09

and misconceived notions about

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2020:  05:27:15

Pavlovian behavioral psychology theories

DC5 - Posted - 05/09/2020:  05:44:16

and Freudian cigar platitudes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2020:  06:43:15

which are thoroughly discredited