TheLastWord - Posted - 07/18/2018:  18:59:56

because their walkers will

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/18/2018:  19:42:38

not fit in cockpits

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  20:40:08

without jamming flight controls

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2018:  08:02:12

, sending them into tailspins

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2018:  12:54:07

and crashing into the

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/19/2018:  15:02:31

Kappa Omega Sorority House

DC5 - Posted - 07/19/2018:  17:18:37

where a pillow fight

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/19/2018:  18:09:48

ensued between pledges and

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OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2018:  18:52:26

the frat boys lurking

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2018:  20:31:49

at the open windows

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2018:  04:02:06

with their phone cameras

DC5 - Posted - 07/20/2018:  04:45:52

held in nervously shaking

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2018:  05:16:10

and very sweaty hands

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2018:  08:27:47

that can't do pull-offs

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2018:  19:01:55

which doesn’t bother them

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/21/2018:  01:12:03

in the least because

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  04:58:38

their minds are on

DC5 - Posted - 07/21/2018:  05:02:07

the bouncing beauties in

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  05:14:30

tantalizingly close proximity, but

DC5 - Posted - 07/21/2018:  05:35:11

when campus security arrives

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  06:00:03

close isn’t close enough

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2018:  12:11:32

unless one plays horseshoes

DC5 - Posted - 07/21/2018:  13:46:17

but when it comes

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  18:05:57

to frat boys and

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/21/2018:  18:12:47

alcoholic beverages and banjos,

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/21/2018:  18:21:55

girls will always pick

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  18:37:25

the alcohol because it

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2018:  19:59:16

likker is kwikker. Whoopee

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/21/2018:  20:09:26

Meanwhile, back at the

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/22/2018:  04:44:23

laundry mat, Aunt Helen

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  05:15:56

was stealing underwear from

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2018:  06:49:09

dryers of unknown aliens

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  08:46:36

whose neon bright colors

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/22/2018 08:46:58

DC5 - Posted - 07/22/2018:  08:52:57

helped with night time

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  09:00:10

assignations when rapid disrobing

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2018:  13:59:55

confused the tracking hounds

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/22/2018:  14:19:35

with their unearthly smell.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  16:43:07

unique in the universe

DC5 - Posted - 07/22/2018:  16:53:31

of senior street walkers

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/22/2018:  17:14:27

whose garish wardrobe and

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  17:55:18

bored come-ons are not

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2018:  19:52:23

exactly good marketing strategy

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2018:  03:58:43

but are occasionally successful

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/23/2018:  04:29:37

on Silicon Valley entrepreneurs

DC5 - Posted - 07/23/2018:  05:43:25

who can't find romance

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/23/2018:  05:47:06

among nerdy computer programmers

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2018:  06:43:25

and get their loving

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2018:  08:25:03

from de-programmed college dropouts

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2018:  11:32:39

who lack self control