OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2022:  04:03:12

attempting to improve chances

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2022:  08:39:52

with the Dean’s secretary

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2022:  11:50:17

who was the hottest

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2022:  21:37:30

babe at Grim Jim’s

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2022:  04:05:56

especially compared with the

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2022:  09:55:18

usual bunch of barflies

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2022:  17:17:54

who attract actual flies

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2022:  19:37:47

due to poor hygiene

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2022:  05:22:33

and lack of undergarments

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2022:  12:19:23

of poor WalMart quality

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2022:  13:14:01

which they seldom laundered

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2022:  13:46:14

at skid row laundromats

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2022:  18:46:33

filled with unsavory characters

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2022:  19:25:31

, scowling and packing heaters

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2022:  03:53:22

chambered and hair triggered

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2022:  08:47:50

akin to their tempers

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2022:  04:28:59

which were as short

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2022:  09:23:36

as the short hairs

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2022:  03:12:02

on a baby’s arse

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/22/2022:  04:25:18

on any given Tuesday

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2022:  08:38:40

lacking sufficient barrier cream

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/22/2022:  09:09:07

currently unavailable in drugstores

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2022:  13:47:44

due to incessant hoarding

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2022:  14:26:34

because they were stingy

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2022:  16:01:48

Salvation was taking place

(hey Scotty)

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/22/2022 16:02:36

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2022:  18:06:11

led by Scott himself

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2022:  19:21:02

who mans the kettle

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  03:18:34

wearing his cowboy hat

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  06:28:36

and genuine imitation snake-skin

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2022:  09:36:56

western boots purchased at

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  10:49:31

Lammel’s Western Wear (&) Tack

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  11:42:26

using a gift certificate

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2022:  13:51:00

from Clint Eastwood himself

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  15:32:14

disguised as Michael (J) Fox

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  17:06:57

thanks to the magic

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2022:  05:23:10

of cinema and imagination

(Back To The Future 3)

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/24/2022 05:23:52

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2022:  10:21:01

which is my escape

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2022:  11:36:18

when I’m feeling blue

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2022:  15:11:28

, out-of-sorts, listless, and generally

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2022:  17:30:07

feeling lower than a

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2022:  18:20:52

banjoist in opera houses

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2022:  03:13:58

where they’re under appreciated

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/25/2022:  03:30:33

and unduly criticized because

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/25/2022 03:31:18

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2022:  08:34:55

Verdi never included banjos

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/25/2022:  16:35:18

, although he secretly desired

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2022:  18:37:00

to perform hip hop

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2022:  19:36:54

but many divas objected

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2022:  04:18:52

so he resorted to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/26/2022:  06:14:48

spinning discs at Raves