DC5 - Posted - 04/30/2017:  06:33:38

because the president declared

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2017:  13:53:02

bicycle seat sniffing a

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2017:  01:04:32

worthy endeavor for discriminating

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2017:  03:17:48

aroma connoisseurs from around 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2017:  09:42:52

the globe. Our mayor

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2017:  17:27:18

is completely nose blind

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2017:  14:51:13

and shuns deodorant use

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2017:  02:37:13

and bathing as well

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/04/2017:  18:52:48

as following the bigfoot

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2017:  22:31:16

into canyons of doom

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2017:  03:23:10

takes a powerful stench

MWBailey - Posted - 05/05/2017:  23:27:58

to attract bigfoot females

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2017:  04:25:37

who are used to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2017:  07:26:25

odors that incite violent

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2017:  07:33:38

retching and projectile vomiting

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2017:  07:37:15

,a mating ritual that

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2017:  08:17:51

some find repugnant but

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2017:  14:10:47

are desired by Sasquatch

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2017:  17:21:56

and his merry band

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2017:  14:33:01

of Wild Yosemite Pranksters

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2017:  15:03:02

whose shenanigans are infamous 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2017:  06:22:52

in National Enquirer pages

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2017:  10:44:18

and X-Rated internet pages

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2017:  13:07:21

viewed by veterinarian students

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2017:  19:16:18

taking breaks from their 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2017:  20:09:06

tedious animal husbandry studies

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2017:  02:34:39

which they plan to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2017:  23:55:26

put to good use

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2017:  02:58:57

at their next meeting 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2017:  09:37:45

of the "Perverted Veterinarian

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2017:  09:52:28

Videographer Society", which meets

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2017:  16:12:14

at Dora's flophouse on

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  02:57:29

the third Saturday of

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2017:  09:23:35

the fourth week during

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  09:55:44

any months starting with

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2017:  10:07:56

a rare blue moon 

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OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  11:33:50

and ending with a 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2017:  13:25:44

uncommon Friday the Thirteenth

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  13:36:55

which seldom occurs because

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2017:  13:41:12

the Julian calendar omits

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  13:49:46

all dates with fives

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2017:  13:52:57

,fins and double sawbucks

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  18:39:34

in the poker game 

MWBailey - Posted - 05/12/2017:  23:59:01

out back, where deuces

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2017:  03:19:21

were wild and jacks

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2017:  14:42:02

were used for carjacking

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2017:  19:35:03

by card trick artists

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2017:  18:56:05

who graduated from Leavenworth

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2017:  03:08:44

school of card trickery