chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2016:  14:40:59

had o.d.'ed on jelly doughnuts.

The hook and ladder

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2016:  17:23:42

Wrong thread Chuck. That's more my style. 

was parked outside the

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2016:  20:16:26

Aargh....

jelly doughnut emporium where

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2016:  02:28:42

they had reserved parking 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2016:  18:17:29

for insulin medic trucks

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2016:  02:51:57

and sugar withdrawal counsellors 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2016:  09:11:18

using antidotes of saltpetre

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2016:  11:33:56

which left many limp

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2016:  13:29:39

and lacking mating urges

MWBailey - Posted - 09/20/2016:  21:02:18

, despite waitresses in fishnet

Rossanne - Posted - 09/21/2016:  00:47:26

whatever pleases and so..

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2016:  03:34:31

the mating game continues

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2016:  03:49:07

with some announcing "checkmate"

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2016:  04:00:38

and others shouting "Pervert!"

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2016:  17:36:14

Meanwhile, Tonto was scalping

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2016:  02:40:22

a doll sized Ranger

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2016:  08:58:06

named Odor , second baseman

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OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2016:  10:53:15

who slides hard into

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2016:  17:23:37

his girlfriend's frontyard flamingo

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/22/2016 17:25:34

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2016:  03:16:41

causing it to crash

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2016:  06:43:57

into the lawn jockey

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2016:  09:47:00

knocking it into the

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2016:  10:56:05

redneck bar next door

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2016:  11:35:04

where the drunks promptly

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2016:  15:13:27

threw him a basketball

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2016:  04:02:02

and challenged him to

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2016:  05:50:13

jump six feet high

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2016:  14:04:10

whilst spitting wooden nickels

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2016:  07:53:31

into wild Willie's eye

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2016:  08:05:58

which grew even wilder

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2016:  09:20:22

and resulted in devastating

Rossanne - Posted - 09/25/2016:  12:19:28

peculiar nervous tic,Grandma..

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2016:  13:32:29

was beginning to think

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2016:  14:28:31

Grandpa'll never sober up

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2016:  17:44:36

so she wrapped him

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2016:  18:01:31

in a strait jacket

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2016:  18:49:43

and drove off with

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2016:  20:16:06

the handsome geritol salesman

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2016:  02:57:48

who moonlights as a

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2016:  06:38:20

serial axe murderer wanted

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2016:  11:19:27

in four provinces and

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2016:  11:21:16

and the Eastern Seaboard

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2016:  11:42:28

of the United States.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2016:  13:44:47

Grandma was a risktaker

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2016:  14:51:33

who delighted in scaring

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2016:  20:22:26

the neighbours by skydiving

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2016:  03:07:44

nude while carrying her

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2016:  08:26:32

old blunderbuss in case

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2016:  08:37:12

which was quite a