chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2018:  08:14:11

to throw off the

DC5 - Posted - 12/19/2018:  11:05:18

sheriff looking for Nancy

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2018:  16:06:37

who wanted her for

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/19/2018:  16:25:31

breaking Rocky's dream, and

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2018:  17:37:23

shattering the ridiculous delusions

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2018:  03:36:37

held by Beatles fans

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/21/2018:  03:54:09

for a reunion tour

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2018:  04:12:02

that none of the

DC5 - Posted - 12/21/2018:  06:48:53

two remaining band members

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2018:  07:25:18

can remember the lyrics

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2018:  08:50:51

or chords to, leaving

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/21/2018:  15:00:47

the band dazed and

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2018:  15:59:42

dodging tomatoes and eggs

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2018:  03:35:53

and enduring vile invective

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/22/2018:  05:25:30

fans who decided to

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2018:  05:47:20

forego their Beatlemania and

DC5 - Posted - 12/22/2018:  06:12:58

embrace the Cowsills instead

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2018:  11:00:17

- a sorry-looking motley crew

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2018:  12:33:19

indeed with no sense

DC5 - Posted - 12/22/2018:  13:45:16

of lyrical composition or

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2018:  17:39:29

knowledge of sensuous poly-rhythms

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/23/2018:  05:41:26

of the islands or

DC5 - Posted - 12/23/2018:  06:44:17

the New Jersey shore

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2018:  08:02:38

where the rhythm method

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/23/2018:  11:08:29

reminds everyone why no

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2018:  19:27:29

self respecting nymphomaniac ever

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/24/2018:  03:13:46

shopped at KMart or

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 12/24/2018:  03:33:53

attended a Mozart recital

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  03:58:29

played on period instruments

DC5 - Posted - 12/24/2018:  06:02:58

from the neolithic era

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2018:  08:37:59

when men were men

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  09:52:28

and sheep were frightened

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/24/2018:  11:56:10

by the lack of

DC5 - Posted - 12/24/2018:  18:33:42

rabid animal rights groups

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  18:43:11

looking out for issues

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2018:  04:08:32

to protest. The barn

DC5 - Posted - 12/25/2018:  09:31:27

raising did not go

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2018:  11:42:41

well, cuz Eli Marten

1935tb-11 - Posted - 12/25/2018:  15:21:32

brought a dobro with

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2018:  17:25:26

a marching band from

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DC5 - Posted - 12/25/2018:  17:56:52

El Salvadore whose passports

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2018:  04:44:30

had been confiscated by

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2018:  07:24:43

Spockian raised-eyebrowed border guards

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2018:  17:30:56

who accept bribes to

DC5 - Posted - 12/27/2018:  06:35:04

allow young women entry

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2018:  06:47:25

as long as they

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2018:  08:02:13

have long checkered pasts

DC5 - Posted - 12/27/2018:  10:15:48

and can be blackmailed

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2018:  10:32:54

easily but can't pay