chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2017:  09:56:58

brewing up strange concoctions

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2017:  12:35:41

and planning mischievous misdeeds

DC5 - Posted - 12/08/2017:  14:21:29

for the winter solstace

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2017:  14:47:32

when folks get depressed

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/09/2017:  04:18:53

and start ringing doorbells

DC5 - Posted - 12/09/2017:  06:25:37

and running away quickly

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2017:  06:45:18

with a demonic guffaw

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2017:  06:45:32

while laughing like fools

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/09/2017:  16:21:18

who think giants are

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2017:  16:45:09

pictured on vegetable cans

DC5 - Posted - 12/10/2017:  09:12:51

to frighten little children

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2017:  05:09:23

when, in fact, they

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2017:  05:22:52

frighten the Dodgers’ pitchers

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2017:  11:23:27

who are a timid

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2017:  14:02:52

bunch of bullpen loafers

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2017:  14:45:58

overweight, overpaid and ineffective

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2017:  20:48:54

hurlers lacking necessary motivation

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2017:  05:13:50

while earning enormous sums

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2017:  10:08:12

of bad karma, resulting

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2017:  02:49:48

mysterious wild pitches and

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2017:  08:45:26

dead arm conditions that

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2017:  10:50:43

leave fans frustrated and

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2017:  12:31:50

demanding the manager’s head

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2017:  14:31:11

on a silver platter

DC5 - Posted - 12/13/2017:  16:27:07

with detailed fairy engravings

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2017:  16:31:54

done by Wes’ Welding

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/13/2017:  17:19:10

and Dancing Company. Wes

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2017:  18:18:20

wears leather ballet slippers

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2017:  05:46:32

and a matching thong

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/14/2017:  14:56:39

to the drug store

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2017:  15:03:56

where he’ll ask for

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2017:  03:32:14

advice about a recurring

DC5 - Posted - 12/15/2017:  08:10:51

nipple piercing infection and

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2017:  08:13:59

refilling his oxycoton prescription

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2017:  14:57:37

which he often confused

DC5 - Posted - 12/16/2017:  06:45:22

with regular cotton balls

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2017:  07:29:21

which made swallowing difficult

DC5 - Posted - 12/16/2017:  10:54:15

and singing all garbled

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2017:  11:10:40

with an odd muffled

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2017:  11:15:37

yodel , followed by hacking

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2017:  11:19:49

that woke the dead

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2017:  19:37:48

arm pitchers sleeping on

DC5 - Posted - 12/17/2017:  04:52:39

park benches under newspapers

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/17/2017:  05:33:35

that were donated by

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2017:  07:28:33

the high society ladies

DC5 - Posted - 12/17/2017:  08:04:29

with short skirts and

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/17/2017:  15:37:54

and loud trumpets made

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2017:  04:49:28

out of solid brass

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2017:  06:22:39

knuckles recycled in Brooklyn