OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2021:  06:10:08

with cross references to

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2021:  08:57:10

the wives’ Instagram accounts

grandpafive - Posted - 03/19/2021:  19:23:14

which are carefully monitored

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/20/2021:  00:52:55

both night and day

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2021:  03:53:57

by simplistic web surfers

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/20/2021:  06:30:16

doubling as gaming addicts

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2021:  06:47:46

focused exclusively on their

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2021:  08:13:49

tunnel-visioned ambitions for fame

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/20/2021:  11:42:35

and fortune to come

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2021:  12:09:25

if everything comes together

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/20/2021:  15:38:39

at a specific time

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2021:  15:41:06

in the year 2627

DC5 - Posted - 03/21/2021:  05:48:12

when COVID-19 mutations have

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/21/2021:  06:40:20

have become Covid-73 mutations

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2021:  09:14:13

demanding inoculations every week

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2021:  09:37:34

and complete isolation from

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/21/2021:  11:42:45

George Jetson’s block party

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/21/2021 11:43:07

DC5 - Posted - 03/21/2021:  12:15:14

where Elroy and Judy

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2021:  12:22:36

were swingers wearing jumpsuits

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2021:  16:35:13

and giving Astro treats

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/21/2021:  17:23:27

to the family pets

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2021:  03:01:57

who were named “Astro”

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/22/2021 03:04:45

 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2021:  03:22:19

and frequented the Astrodome

DC5 - Posted - 03/22/2021:  06:01:32

where astronomically high prices

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/22/2021:  06:48:21

prohibit common folks attendance

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/22/2021 06:49:44

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2021:  07:01:45

except as guests of

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2021:  07:07:46

Sam Houston's great-great grandson

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/22/2021 07:09:08

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2021:  07:13:41

who's private suite overlooked

DC5 - Posted - 03/22/2021:  08:15:48

First base, where Whose

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2021:  05:12:01

been standing ever since

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2021:  07:41:25

What ran to second

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/23/2021:  10:07:36

With when on third

Edited by - KyBanjo on 03/23/2021 10:08:46

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2021:  11:00:36

but I don’t know

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2021:  11:41:32

the whereabouts of Where

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2021:  12:15:08

who stole home plate
(Literally)

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/23/2021:  13:11:44

as it was gone

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2021:  15:56:59

mysteriously leaving no trace

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2021:  17:08:40

except a vague outline

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/23/2021 17:08:54

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2021:  19:16:13

that the umpire swept

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2021:  02:55:20

until he realized that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2021:  03:42:09

whenever he bent over

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2021:  04:25:08

fans could clearly see

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2021:  04:59:00

that his pants had

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2021:  08:13:13

not been tailored properly

DC5 - Posted - 03/24/2021:  08:16:51

and there was a

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2021:  11:08:52

roar of the crowd

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/24/2021 11:10:28

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2021:  11:37:55

when he exposed his

DC5 - Posted - 03/24/2021:  11:43:52

purple colo(u)red thong which

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2021:  12:18:36

made by manual labo(u)r

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/24/2021 12:19:13