chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2019:  06:14:06

that only befits hogs

DC5 - Posted - 10/11/2019:  06:37:33

and heifers. When the

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:03:35

saints go marching in

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:03:51

they keep excellent time

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OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:24:34

with their antiquated sundials

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:28:12

but their rhythm wobbles

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019:  11:19:09

and they’re tone deaf

DC5 - Posted - 10/11/2019:  13:12:26

tuba player causes them

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019:  15:02:01

to play off key

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019:  15:04:18

bass players who never

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2019:  15:23:58

heard of 440 Hz

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OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2019:  03:42:20

and think tempo is

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/12/2019:  03:49:41

a Marx Brothers character

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2019:  04:16:31

who’s never taken seriously

DC5 - Posted - 10/12/2019:  05:10:01

like Zeppo or Gummo

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2019:  05:48:55

who Groucho referred to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2019:  07:04:21

the local unemployment office

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 10/12/2019:  08:19:48

As a thorn in

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2019:  11:05:42

my side, you're excellent

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 10/12/2019:  13:45:17

Fruit flavored slightly acidic

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2019:  13:46:42

wine from Grim Jim’s

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2019:  17:12:29

will make you go blind

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 10/13/2019:  19:03:31

As a brown bat

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2019:  02:41:44

which isn’t actually blind

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/14/2019:  03:38:19

, it's just faking it

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2019:  03:40:58

, a blatant sympathy play

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2019:  04:15:44

to garner monetary donations

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2019:  04:29:47

which they’ll use for

DC5 - Posted - 10/14/2019:  06:33:18

naughty women and illicit

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2019:  08:08:48

drugs that cause hyper-ventilation

DC5 - Posted - 10/14/2019:  09:03:47

and dilated pupils with

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2019:  09:47:51

the most bizarre hallucinations

DC5 - Posted - 10/14/2019:  10:04:08

of Rabbits with watches

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2019:  11:26:18

and bears wearing neckties

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2019:  11:29:13

which created the impression

grandpafive - Posted - 10/14/2019:  14:58:59

of superior knowledge gained

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2019:  15:43:55

at Ivy League colleges

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2019:  18:34:42

where bruins are programmed

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2019:  02:48:41

to hibernate longer than

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2019:  03:50:38

other Stanley Cup winners

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2019:  04:07:03

who generally don’t sleep

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2019:  04:10:18

til next season starts

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2019:  04:54:19

when they enter a

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2019:  07:43:07

period of lackadaisical play

DC5 - Posted - 10/15/2019:  08:00:53

and are pucking around

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2019:  11:54:17

like a bunch of

DC5 - Posted - 10/15/2019:  13:24:55

chimps on roller skates

grandpafive - Posted - 10/15/2019:  13:53:49

without a real purpose

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2019:  13:56:11

other than acquiring paycheques