KyBanjo - Posted - 12/17/2020:  13:59:51

that truly never understand

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2020:  17:15:57

how irrelevant they are

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2020:  17:29:13

to greasy spoon diners

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2020:  03:01:01

whose primary concerns are

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/18/2020:  04:27:07

feeding Farmers and Teamsters

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2020:  04:39:20

who stop in for

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/18/2020:  04:44:36

coffee and country breakfasts

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2020:  04:54:16

and bottomless cups of

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/18/2020:  07:19:41

sugar free maple syrup

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2020:  08:04:40

that spike their blood

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/18/2020:  10:08:29

sugar, raising blood pressure

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/18/2020 10:09:09

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/18/2020:  14:11:26

to levels not seen

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2020:  14:18:14

since Noah’s ark marooned

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2020:  03:25:35

itself on top of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/19/2020:  05:21:45

a used car dealership

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2020:  05:44:54

where it sat like

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/19/2020:  06:21:20

a giant ark-shaped billboard

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2020:  06:44:03

depicting old Buick Roadmasters

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/19/2020:  06:47:30

with chromed tail fins

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/20/2020:  08:01:32

adored by bullet-braed babes

DC5 - Posted - 12/20/2020:  09:07:30

wearing Daisy Duke cut-offs

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/20/2020:  10:16:25

that often reveal astonishing

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2020:  10:43:35

choices in undergarment fabrics

DC5 - Posted - 12/20/2020:  12:08:25

of gaudy, itchy wool

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/20/2020:  15:10:35

lovingly knit by grandmothers

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/20/2020 15:11:14

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/20/2020:  16:12:07

who remember wearing bloomers

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/20/2020:  17:04:23

during the harsh winter

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2020:  02:52:04

months. They also wear

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/21/2020:  05:04:24

Harley-Davidson shirts and bandanas

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/21/2020:  06:45:38

and attend rallies at

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2020:  08:35:25

rundown campgrounds where floozies

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/21/2020:  09:15:13

often run around nude

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/21/2020:  09:43:52

for degenerate banjo enthusiasts 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/21/2020 09:45:50

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/21/2020:  12:10:02

that tend to strum

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2020:  17:08:28

instead of more accepted

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/22/2020:  04:28:31

behavior known by everyone

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2020:  04:50:32

in the Bluegrass community

DC5 - Posted - 12/22/2020:  06:05:42

as IMTIMTIM or MITMITMI

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2020:  07:35:28

- an interplanetary code for

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2020:  08:48:28

“I’ve lost my mind”

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/22/2020:  13:18:52

with nose picking patterns

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/22/2020 13:20:03

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/22/2020:  14:26:20

using their picky picks

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2020:  14:46:59

to scratch themselves silly

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/22/2020:  15:32:55

causing an outrageous melody

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/22/2020:  18:24:03

called “Blind Booger Blues”

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2020:  20:03:13

that Grim Jim plays

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/22/2020:  22:45:00

every other Friday night

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2020:  04:43:15

unless he’s visiting his

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/23/2020:  05:19:06

therapist who’s helping him