chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2016:  19:56:25

but her trousers ripped

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2016:  19:57:30

and exposed her ponderous

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2016:  08:35:47

rump ,shocking the patrons

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2016:  10:08:07

into dropping their jaws

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2016:  09:05:58

and chucking their cookies

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/14/2016:  12:58:32

at the strange lady

MWBailey - Posted - 02/15/2016:  15:02:45

with two really huge

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2016:  08:10:40

yet surprisingly firm and

J e f f - Posted - 02/16/2016:  17:55:01

moldy blocks of cheese

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2016:  18:02:13

that patrons were cutting

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2016:  16:01:20

and eating with crackers

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2016:  16:08:38

from Georgia back forties

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2016:  10:42:29

and fifties where few

J e f f - Posted - 02/21/2016:  08:31:29

feet-smellin', fart-blowin', uncouth scallywags

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2016:  23:20:05

attend weekly hygiene classes

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2016:  08:12:14

and end up reeking

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2016:  04:53:20

of lye and ammonia

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2016:  12:26:45

not to mention garlic

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/25/2016:  03:58:49

breathe. Helen grabbed the

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  06:00:23

WWII Surplus gas mask

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2016:  06:04:07

from the aging pensioner

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  11:05:40

who was left gasping

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2016:  03:53:15

when Aunt Helen tooted

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2016:  09:00:21

which is what she

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/26/2016:  16:53:08

does when someone pulls

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2016:  17:33:19

the wool over her

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  04:39:52

otherwise naked body, covering

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2016:  22:31:02

all the sensitive areas

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2016:  18:08:55

and lending an air

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2016:  20:44:16

compressor to stranded motorists

OM45GE - Posted - 02/29/2016:  03:34:23

in a random act

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/29/2016:  07:44:48

of kindness, unusual for

OM45GE - Posted - 02/29/2016:  11:48:25

motorists these days. Usually

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2016:  09:34:29

people have their noses

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2016:  03:42:56

stuck in their phones

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2016:  11:55:04

and ignoring this game

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2016:  12:16:49

to their imminent peril

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2016:  06:21:08

that their insurance won't

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2016:  07:59:05

cover, even though it's 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/06/2016:  04:13:40

mandatory everyone should bring

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  03:27:36

a desert or entree

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2016:  05:42:08

or a spelling dictionary

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  07:50:57

for use during Scrabble 

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chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2016:  08:55:48

and for spelling dessert (😎)

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  12:54:23

if you bother to

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2016:  08:06:48

insert more "esses" where

MWBailey - Posted - 03/08/2016:  13:56:08

they can cause more

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2016:  16:41:08

deserts to become desserts

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2016:  17:24:23

,including an obscure Arizona