KyBanjo - Posted - 01/14/2023:  14:45:02

waiting for the lifeguards

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2023:  16:05:02

to flash their pecs

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/15/2023:  04:58:04

and flex their flexors

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2023:  19:20:24

to attract easy women

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/16/2023:  04:44:07

who seem to notice

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/16/2023:  07:56:02

things like that. However

Ybanjo - Posted - 01/16/2023:  09:27:39

they never seem to

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2023:  09:59:16

pay their bar bill

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/16/2023:  10:49:16

instead relying upon sodden

Ybanjo - Posted - 01/16/2023:  14:35:24

potato chips and pretzels

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/16/2023:  17:47:50

they decided to just

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2023:  18:19:23

“work off” their tab

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/17/2023:  04:24:32

waRshing bar glasses and

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/18/2023:  15:50:12

refilling whiskey bottles with

Edited by - KyBanjo on 01/18/2023 15:51:01

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2023:  15:59:43

half-&-half rotgut whisky and

Ybanjo - Posted - 01/18/2023:  16:00:41

Kool Aid from the

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/19/2023:  06:16:53

Outdated Grocery Surplus Wharehose

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2023:  06:48:32

where altered expiry dates

Ybanjo - Posted - 01/19/2023:  07:39:38

are standard procedure, but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/19/2023:  15:03:14

farm-fresh food is unavailable 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/19/2023 15:06:00

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2023:  15:50:40

due to truckers’ boycotts

Ybanjo - Posted - 01/19/2023:  16:05:09

and multiple flat tires

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/20/2023:  13:12:20

causing such a catastrophe

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/20/2023:  13:16:00

when road-gators litter highways

Ybanjo - Posted - 01/20/2023:  15:00:48

and opossums are everywhere

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/21/2023:  05:15:29

making interesting highway-pizza displays 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/21/2023 05:16:16

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2023:  21:51:27

featured at art galleries

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/23/2023:  07:35:27

In downtown Keokuk Iowa

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2023:  08:00:02

where Hekauwee Indians moon

Ybanjo - Posted - 01/23/2023:  08:42:48

tourists as they pass

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/23/2023:  11:45:30

hand carved totem poles

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2023:  12:04:47

made in Hong Kong

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/23/2023:  12:51:00

in the late 1970's,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/23/2023:  15:00:19

1980’s, and early 1990’s

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2023:  16:16:58

until all hell broke

Ybanjo - Posted - 01/23/2023:  16:25:24

and people started stripping

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/24/2023:  10:52:10

E-Vehicles in parking lots

Mountain Dew - Posted - 01/24/2023:  10:53:33

next to ice cream

Fullshark - Posted - 01/24/2023:  11:09:27

trucks as big as

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2023:  11:17:18

Jimmy Eckenburger’s cattle truck

Ybanjo - Posted - 01/24/2023:  11:27:05

and smelled about the

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/25/2023:  11:36:45

same as a pile-of

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2023:  12:32:37

rotting steaming barnyard manure

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/25/2023 12:46:02

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/25/2023:  15:12:37

that had set out

Ybanjo - Posted - 01/25/2023:  15:17:20

in the hot sun

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/25/2023:  15:25:28

for a little over

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/25/2023:  16:21:18

9-1/2 hours making it

grandpafive - Posted - 01/25/2023:  17:04:55

impossible to move without

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2023:  17:58:48

violating Stink Policing Bylaws