chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2015:  14:59:27

Humpty's broken shell remains

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2015:  15:45:56

which put a damper

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/25/2015:  17:39:33

on his getaway, so

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2015:  03:37:32

he decided to pretend

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2015:  08:32:38

he was a King's

hexx - Posted - 05/26/2015:  14:31:09

fiddler,tipping his cap

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2015:  18:23:57

and generally making an

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/27/2015:  14:45:56

ass of himself. The

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2015:  16:23:59

proof of his idiocy 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2015:  16:46:33

was his inability to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2015:  17:37:41

form a coherent sentence 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/29/2015:  03:47:56

while eating a bowl

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2015:  06:21:42

of alphabet soup with

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2015:  08:05:54

all the esses removed

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2015:  18:53:07

and the t's crossed

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2015:  03:25:49

which made spelling very

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2015:  19:31:58

difficulx and abolutely impoible

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2015:  03:44:06

. Autocorrect seemed to be

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/02/2015:  02:21:44

working until Aunt Gertrud

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2015:  03:44:16

spilled her frozen Margarita 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2015:  15:30:44

all over Uncle Joe's

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2015:  15:34:46

brand new laptop, which

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/02/2015:  15:58:32

caused Betty Lou to

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2015:  17:05:23

jump up and run

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2015:  18:14:18

the 500 metres at

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2015:  03:58:46

a record breaking pace 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2015:  09:24:56

easily qualifying her for

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/03/2015:  18:42:03

Apple Pie Champion of

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2015:  15:29:36

the field and track

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2015:  17:43:19

team that pub crawls

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2015:  17:56:01

until closing time has

jistgreg - Posted - 06/05/2015:  21:34:05

come and gone with 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2015:  04:41:58

with the cold winds

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2015:  15:50:33

of bitter disappointment and

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2015:  16:48:13

and unrequited promiscuous love

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/07/2015:  14:08:55

of the 60's. Never

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2015:  17:52:43

mind that they were 

jistgreg - Posted - 06/07/2015:  21:11:56

V-D-liscious and druggy-hazed 

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/08/2015:  04:13:02

from eating all the

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2015:  08:42:27

hash brownies laced with

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2015:  09:05:06

generous amounts of THC

jistgreg - Posted - 06/10/2015:  15:51:54

(the recipe read TLC) 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2015:  16:26:28

that grandma lovingly baked

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2015:  03:48:03

confused, but good natured

jistgreg - Posted - 06/12/2015:  09:30:50

(not to mention dyslexic), 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2015:  11:37:12

mistaking brash hownie recipes

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2015:  18:56:07

for the instructions to

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/13/2015:  02:49:52

Ma's famous fruit cake

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2015:  04:01:32

which has fatal consequences