chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2020:  10:36:31

great pains to eliminate

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/12/2020:  12:18:57

the fragrance left behind

DC5 - Posted - 12/12/2020:  12:20:34

by Aunt Beulah's extended

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/12/2020:  12:37:57

stay at the plantation

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/12/2020:  12:51:20

. Uncle Oscar played Bluegrass

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2020:  12:55:22

‘til his fangers bled

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/12/2020:  14:31:03

making it darn near

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/13/2020:  03:25:45

impossible for nose picking

DC5 - Posted - 12/13/2020:  07:05:26

his nose flute so

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2020:  08:01:43

he just got drunk

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/13/2020:  09:54:30

and continued to preach

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2020:  14:39:56

on the evils of

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2020:  14:50:25

Maryjane - code word for

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/13/2020:  17:33:08

Doobie, slang for cannabis

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/13/2020 17:33:25

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2020:  03:08:22

the drug of choice

DC5 - Posted - 12/14/2020:  06:36:15

among jazz bass players

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/14/2020:  06:57:29

and Ethel's knitting club

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/14/2020:  07:05:26

known best for their

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2020:  08:07:31

odd-colo(u)red toques and mufflers

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/14/2020:  09:25:16

in rather bizarre patterns

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/14/2020:  10:20:07

based on phallic shapes

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2020:  03:22:54

they remember from past

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2020:  05:28:06

liaisons on Lover’s Lane

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2020:  06:05:49

where steamed up windows

DC5 - Posted - 12/15/2020:  06:08:55

that left footprint evidence

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2020:  06:21:06

on Hudson side windows

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2020:  07:12:22

which proved difficult to

DC5 - Posted - 12/15/2020:  07:20:51

explain to significant others

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2020:  07:22:00

who raised Spockian eyebrows

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/15/2020:  10:10:18

at collars with lipstick

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2020:  03:30:05

and shirts on inside-out

DC5 - Posted - 12/16/2020:  06:32:04

and a mysterious stain

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2020:  08:11:55

that sorta looks like

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2020:  08:13:13

a Rorschach ink-blot test

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2020:  10:10:36

but reminds his wife

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/16/2020:  13:42:38

of a set of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/16/2020:  14:33:37

63 Oldsmobile hub caps

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/16/2020:  17:24:26

that were chrome plated

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/16/2020:  18:22:03

matching huge chrome bumpers

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2020:  18:23:05

that weighed a ton

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/16/2020:  18:32:01

but sure looked cool

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/16/2020:  18:50:53

the way that they

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2020:  18:55:39

blinded Sgt. O’Hara while

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2020:  03:41:29

he was eating another

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/17/2020:  08:40:35

slice of pepperoni pizza

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2020:  09:03:01

with a French cruller

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/17/2020:  09:43:38

that was under cooked

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/17/2020:  12:48:40

and oftentimes grossly overrated

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2020:  13:02:54

by the Galloping Gourmet