chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2019:  10:58:20

panned by Dear Abbey

grandpafive - Posted - 12/04/2019:  12:13:28

who generally doesn't appreciate

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2019:  13:44:12

anything she didn’t create

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2019:  13:54:18

in Betty Crocker’s kitchen

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2019:  13:55:55

using locally sourced ingredients

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2019:  13:57:24

from the East River

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2019:  14:01:04

and various dumpsters behind

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2019:  14:01:59

Ryker’s Island prison walls

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2019:  15:02:13

which contain particularly vile

grandpafive - Posted - 12/04/2019:  16:54:08

unidentifiable nutrition deficient substances

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2019:  17:51:27

which strongly resemble the

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2019:  18:19:42

trash at Donna’s “Ranch”

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/04/2019 18:21:58

grandpafive - Posted - 12/04/2019:  19:32:28

an enterprise not unknown

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2019:  02:57:49

among devotees of the

DC5 - Posted - 12/05/2019:  06:45:47

hammered dulcimer and parlor

grandpafive - Posted - 12/05/2019:  07:15:36

guitars played with hammers

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2019:  07:39:43

of the Stanley variety

grandpafive - Posted - 12/05/2019:  09:21:35

the brothers often said

DC5 - Posted - 12/05/2019:  10:07:54

"four words are not

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2019:  11:22:48

like foul four-letter words

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2019:  12:25:12

but can still convey

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/05/2019:  14:52:12

secret messages and strange

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2019:  15:25:55

convoluted directions to hell

grandpafive - Posted - 12/05/2019:  21:41:32

and back, avoiding toll

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 12/06/2019:  02:58:58

roads and troll bridges

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2019:  03:48:49

where gruff billy goats

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 12/06/2019:  03:59:16

join with silly rabbis

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2019:  04:56:48

denouncing eating of cloven-hoofed

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/06/2019 04:57:08

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2019:  05:30:31

swine or mixing shellfish

DC5 - Posted - 12/06/2019:  06:24:08

into a lavish bouillabaisse

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2019:  07:44:19

which they’ll serve with

grandpafive - Posted - 12/06/2019:  11:10:23

crusty rolls and jam

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2019:  11:12:56

‘til way past midnight

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/06/2019:  14:07:00

on Saturday nights. Jolly

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2019:  14:53:56

ol’ Saint Nick drank

grandpafive - Posted - 12/06/2019:  15:21:27

grog from his deerskin

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2019:  03:54:22

bota which was disgustingly

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/07/2019:  03:56:26

tainted by Rudoff and

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2019:  04:10:28

his fellow rogue reindeer

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/07/2019 04:11:02

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  05:44:17

who shirk the rules

DC5 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  06:16:49

of etiquette in favor

grandpafive - Posted - 12/07/2019:  16:54:03

of unauthorized arobatics sled-wise

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  16:56:28

flying over Area 51

dat - Posted - 12/07/2019:  17:06:48

And singing about the

grandpafive - Posted - 12/07/2019:  17:23:02

the hills being alive

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2019:  17:23:39

with the sound of

grandpafive - Posted - 12/07/2019:  17:25:29

early morning trash pickup

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  17:29:28

at trashy trailer parks

dat - Posted - 12/07/2019:  17:44:03

With leaf blowers and