OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2021:  08:27:43

from their usual hijinks

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2021:  08:37:54

and only play breakdowns

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/25/2021:  09:44:21

on foggy days when

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/25/2021:  10:02:30

playing on a mountain

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2021:  10:44:56

when “dew” is prevalent

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/25/2021:  13:28:39

and jugs make music

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/25/2021 13:29:27

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/25/2021:  14:34:48

making this crowd of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/25/2021:  16:10:51

uncontrollable rabble-rousing hillbillies become

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2021:  16:38:39

frenzied with clogging fever

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2021:  03:10:47

driving their downstairs neighbors

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/26/2021:  05:55:18

to drain KY-Wickey jugs

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/26/2021:  08:47:54

at breath taking speeds

DC5 - Posted - 07/26/2021:  09:04:38

keeping distilleries working overtime

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/26/2021:  10:02:49

, driving employees to drink

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/26/2021 10:03:14

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/26/2021:  15:54:38

up all of their

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2021:  18:40:24

meager earnings while wives

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/27/2021:  00:05:39

continue to fuss about

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2021:  03:12:40

expanding honey do lists

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2021:  05:42:08

including shoveling old poop

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2021:  07:57:03

from beneath the bedroom

DC5 - Posted - 07/27/2021:  08:02:50

window because Uncle Jack

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2021:  08:12:14

is senile and defecates

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/27/2021:  10:10:40

during his voyeur excursions 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/27/2021 10:10:57

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2021:  05:20:27

which adds some excitement

DC5 - Posted - 07/28/2021:  05:50:38

for the town gossip

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2021:  06:29:05

promulgated by Mrs. McGillicutty

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/28/2021:  09:03:56

and storied in newspapers

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2021:  09:40:56

published by anonymous subversives

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/28/2021:  11:24:07

receiving stipends from shady

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/28/2021:  12:38:38

editors that always seem

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2021:  14:40:27

to be former Leavenworth

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/28/2021:  18:23:53

A&W Restaurant employees who

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2021:  03:47:17

have eaten too many

DC5 - Posted - 07/29/2021:  05:33:19

Bacon Double Cheeseburger Combos

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2021:  06:39:20

that slowly clog arteries

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2021:  11:31:51

and leave them gasping

DC5 - Posted - 07/29/2021:  12:15:52

and gurgling in the

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/29/2021:  13:56:21

ER rooms of hospitals

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2021:  14:10:47

dunking-for-apples booth at bazaars 

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/29/2021 14:11:24

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/30/2021:  01:48:03

, swallowing to much water

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2021:  03:33:59

and making complete fools

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2021:  07:23:10

of fat A&W CEO’s

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/30/2021:  10:29:25

. High above the city

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/30/2021:  13:23:06

out past the landfill

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/30/2021:  16:05:04

, upon the crest of

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/30/2021 16:06:26

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2021:  23:26:39

Jerusalem Ridge where Bill

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/31/2021:  00:12:37

thought that he should

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2021:  03:13:01

build a large monument

DC5 - Posted - 07/31/2021:  07:02:01

to the Spaghetti God