chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2020:  05:04:53

are posted on Facebook

DC5 - Posted - 11/19/2020:  06:52:11

or Twitter with #Don'tPeak

Edited by - DC5 on 11/19/2020 06:52:39

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/19/2020:  16:01:31

that were not followed

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2020:  16:04:30

by many church ladies

grandpafive - Posted - 11/19/2020:  21:20:32

who read Hotrod magazine

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2020:  03:34:29

and drive ‘32 coupes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/20/2020:  04:00:54

to church on Sundays

DC5 - Posted - 11/20/2020:  07:03:07

for parking lot races

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2020:  07:11:50

. The winner receives absolution

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/20/2020:  11:01:16

and a date with

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/20/2020:  11:43:38

Doug, the church custodian

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2020:  12:43:02

who harbo(u)rs deep rage

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/20/2020:  13:27:55

about his misspelled name-tag

DC5 - Posted - 11/20/2020:  13:38:03

that reads Dawg causing

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2020:  20:27:07

his ears to steam

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/21/2020:  04:41:49

unaware women love “Dawg”

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2020:  05:25:58

for his animal magnetism

DC5 - Posted - 11/21/2020:  05:40:32

that draws critters from

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/21/2020:  07:29:01

the depths of unbelievers

grandpafive - Posted - 11/21/2020:  08:32:13

at Black Friday sales

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/21/2020:  09:21:27

where people are crucified

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/21/2020:  13:40:45

trying to get through

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/21/2020:  16:22:14

the Covid testing line

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/21/2020:  16:33:12

without having earnestly studied

DC5 - Posted - 11/22/2020:  06:27:34

for the SAT exams

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/22/2020:  08:57:04

that they never meant

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2020:  10:02:24

sign up for anyway

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/22/2020:  10:13:50

despite receiving threatening letters

DC5 - Posted - 11/22/2020:  13:00:30

from rogue members of

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/22/2020:  13:36:04

their local draft board

OM45GE - Posted - 11/23/2020:  03:27:19

who were forming their

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/23/2020:  05:40:53

first all banjo band

OM45GE - Posted - 11/23/2020:  06:27:51

of boot camp buddies

DC5 - Posted - 11/23/2020:  07:19:34

playing 5-string, tenor, plectrum

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/23/2020:  07:49:48

,resonator, and long neck

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/23/2020:  08:08:53

along with one fret-less

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/23/2020:  09:05:05

with a humbucker pickup

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/23/2020:  12:05:37

flailed into Marshall stacks

DC5 - Posted - 11/23/2020:  12:07:08

and old tube amplifiers

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/23/2020:  12:17:57

sporting multiple huge speakers 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 11/23/2020 12:20:15

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/23/2020:  14:09:00

along the darkened stage

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/23/2020:  14:18:47

where smoke began rising

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/23/2020:  18:57:40

on Deep Purple water

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2020:  04:00:27

and the crowd screamed

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/24/2020:  06:17:59

for better lighting, and

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2020:  06:39:26

cleaner Porta-Potties which were

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/24/2020:  07:08:39

brought from Dubuque Iowa

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/24/2020:  08:06:33

during a humongous blizzard

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2020:  08:32:32

by northern Mini-Soda truckers