chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2018:  09:01:15

led to surf'n'turf

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2018:  10:25:46

accompanied by a nice

DC5 - Posted - 11/20/2018:  11:33:16

lobster creme brulee with

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2018:  13:55:50

a bottle of French

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/20/2018:  14:50:39

wine and a beautiful

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2018:  15:48:53

Omeboy-painted fluorescent granite rock

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2018:  03:15:04

which we use as

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/21/2018:  03:47:16

a door stop. The

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2018:  04:12:38

door needs stopping because

DC5 - Posted - 11/21/2018:  06:44:09

the smells from the

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2018:  06:57:30

fumes wafting in from

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/21/2018:  09:40:57

Buford's Body Shoppe's paint

DC5 - Posted - 11/21/2018:  10:49:48

and bait shop where

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/21/2018:  12:26:07

old fish oil is

DC5 - Posted - 11/21/2018:  14:24:31

sold as health food

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/21/2018:  14:30:54

to remedy digital banjoitis

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/22/2018:  03:45:54

and other rare ailments

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2018:  05:03:04

mostly psychosomatic in nature

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/22/2018:  07:23:33

that my shrink is

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2018:  11:56:56

worried may be contagious

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/22/2018:  14:45:18

and spreading to accordionists

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2018:  18:50:15

who are extremely violent

DC5 - Posted - 11/23/2018:  05:37:25

and known to attack

OM45GE - Posted - 11/23/2018:  06:06:50

music critics without provocation

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/23/2018:  10:42:47

- especially snooty highbrow critics

DC5 - Posted - 11/23/2018:  12:51:48

who believe anything with

OM45GE - Posted - 11/23/2018:  14:27:22

that many buttons must

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/23/2018:  15:47:24

be a sign from

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/23/2018:  15:56:35

Mozart's ghost whose polkas

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/24/2018:  04:24:35

rocked the 18th century

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2018:  06:13:10

and gave hope to

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2018:  09:03:31

millions of unwashed masses

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2018:  11:39:23

who had been overlooked

DC5 - Posted - 11/24/2018:  12:38:52

because they couldn't donate

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/24/2018:  14:00:53

do to their lack

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2018:  15:29:57

of soap and mouthwash

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2018:  17:30:24

and basic social skills

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/25/2018:  03:50:06

needed to communicate without

DC5 - Posted - 11/25/2018:  06:04:36

sticking fingers in their

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2018:  07:03:51

respective eyes like Moe

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/25/2018:  08:00:27

, Larry, and Curly do

DC5 - Posted - 11/25/2018:  13:37:29

right before a pie

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2018:  14:01:30

fight resulting in cream

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2018:  19:48:09

solidly packed into every

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2018:  19:59:05

facial orifice among other

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2018:  03:14:54

unmentionable body parts which

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/26/2018:  04:02:57

only see the daylight

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2018:  07:01:27

when sunbathing on Miami

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2018:  08:04:06

beaches with other nudists