chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2019:  09:10:15

because they can't get

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2019:  11:20:24

control of their muscles

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 06/11/2019:  05:14:46

or of their mussels

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2019:  08:32:31

captured from East River

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2019:  11:08:45

and sautéed in garlic

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2019:  08:04:05

at Bugsy’s westside beanery

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2019:  10:34:42

where ptomaine poisoning occurs

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 06/12/2019:  11:03:22

after eating their ptomatoes

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2019:  12:48:57

without adding hydrogen peroxide

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2019:  13:03:25

and skipping the sliced

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/12/2019:  14:44:40

cheese donated by a

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2019:  14:58:24

BHO member named Mooooo

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2019:  03:21:35

who was known for

J e f f - Posted - 06/13/2019:  15:40:36

refusing to lick the

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2019:  17:22:04

boots of authority figures

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2019:  03:09:35

because the taste is

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2019:  03:26:09

much like cow manure

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/14/2019:  03:41:18

and might cause gastric

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2019:  04:26:18

distress in McDonalds’ outhouses

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2019:  07:20:17

which are vile places

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 06/14/2019:  08:25:30

to raise a family

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2019:  09:52:47

and not suitable as

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2019:  10:47:49

nest locations for wasps

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/14/2019 10:48:34

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2019:  03:35:35

because their housing needs

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 06/15/2019:  04:02:48

approval from zoning boards

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2019:  05:51:23

which are loathe to

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2019:  07:19:55

allow low class WASPs

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2019:  11:36:34

to park their stingers

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2019:  12:45:54

in the wrecked StingRay row

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/16/2019:  02:52:26

parking lot, located next

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2019:  03:15:29

to junked Hudson Hornets

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/17/2019 03:16:07

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 06/17/2019:  05:02:05

, of Canadian hockey fame

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2019:  06:43:32

who fired slap shots

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2019:  10:24:45

at the goalies’ faces

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2019:  06:19:24

resulting in plastic surgery

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2019:  08:41:53

and very angry goalies

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 06/20/2019:  04:22:14

who vowed revenge on

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2019:  05:52:30

the quack plastic surgeon

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2019:  05:55:52

whose bogus medical credentials

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2019:  06:01:21

looked pretty genuine but

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 06/20/2019:  09:27:54

for the misspelling of

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2019:  12:09:00

of the word “Kwak”

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2019:  03:35:59

and writing in crayon

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/22/2019:  17:21:20

and stamped with a

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2019:  17:25:08

Bozo the Clown caricature

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2019:  18:00:05

which is under copyright

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2019:  03:05:18

which is enforced rigorously

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/24/2019:  04:21:22

by Rocky and Bullwinkle

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 06/24/2019:  04:39:43

, living comfortably on royalties