chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2016:  15:49:04

pigskin is becoming scarce

Rossanne - Posted - 06/05/2016:  07:26:58

..so piggies run run..

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2016:  15:17:47

as fast as you

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2016:  19:06:18

can with thin skins

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2016:  03:24:53

lest you get tanned

Rossanne - Posted - 06/07/2016:  11:10:57

Later when all was..

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2016:  14:35:43

calm at hog trough

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2016:  05:03:11

central, the sows started

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2016:  11:26:44

their slow march on

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2016:  15:14:18

the football factory intending

Rossanne - Posted - 06/08/2016:  15:15:40

to wreck havoc among..

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2016:  15:23:53

the assembly workers who

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2016:  17:18:26

mindlessly skinned thousands of

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2016:  03:30:35

porcine relatives, leaving them

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2016:  11:17:21

skinless gridiron fans rooting

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2016:  12:22:10

for synthetic footballs that

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2016:  08:10:04

quarterbacks can't grip properly

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2016:  11:27:02

unless they're deflated properly

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2016:  11:47:50

in Bay State warehouses

J e f f - Posted - 06/11/2016:  05:26:42

where whales wish Wilma

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2016:  05:44:18

would walk warily westward

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2016:  05:55:16

when winds whip Willie's

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2016:  12:16:38

wimpy white windbreaker wildly

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/13/2016:  04:01:29

waving wheezers without wasting

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2016:  05:55:06

whatever waning welcome was

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2016:  08:06:18

coaxing cold codfisherman coming

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2016:  09:49:10

for hot coffee and

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2016:  16:26:25

cold compresses for their

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2016:  03:40:03

red hot lover's lips

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2016:  10:22:14

that were yearning, burning

Rossanne - Posted - 06/14/2016:  11:05:24

events suddenly changed when..

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2016:  11:37:13

they realized they were

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2016:  13:08:16

under the influence of

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2016:  13:20:28

pure, unaduterated lust, which

J e f f - Posted - 06/16/2016:  13:40:32

led them to purchase

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2016:  14:11:55

items they thought would

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2016:  21:31:40

enhance the spooning experience

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2016:  03:36:57

including a pair of

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2016:  07:09:52

tongue depressors for eliminating

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2016:  10:40:20

stray brown recluse spiders

janolov - Posted - 06/20/2016:  23:37:46

to climb up the

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2016:  02:46:54

pant legs of unsuspecting 

J e f f - Posted - 06/21/2016:  09:50:43

river dance dudes that

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2016:  10:08:17

pretended to be ordinary

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2016:  15:24:16

longshoremen on a bender

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2016:  04:40:10

which is not as

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/25/2016:  09:22:34

silly as Uncle Fester

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2016:  12:44:35

as a swimsuit model

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2016:  16:51:39

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