OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2020:  14:22:00

try to be friendly

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/25/2020:  18:25:52

with the key players

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2020:  18:47:54

who are reluctant to

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2020:  19:52:02

strut their dazzling stuff

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2020:  04:57:15

in front of disinterested

DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2020:  07:37:12

hobos in train yards

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2020:  09:09:25

who’s harmonicas wail nightly

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/26/2020:  10:00:36

to tunes of mozart

DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2020:  10:29:00

and Weird Al Yankovic

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/26/2020:  10:42:52

and don't forget Cletus

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2020:  10:56:35

the three legged bulldog

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/26/2020:  12:19:55

that lost his leg

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 01/26/2020:  12:33:20

in the Big War

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/26/2020:  12:36:26

where he was awarded

DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2020:  12:41:00

the Purple Bone for

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/26/2020:  12:46:06

for his distinguished injury

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2020:  13:02:29

that many b****es admired

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/26/2020:  15:26:56

because of his wooden

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2020:  16:54:08

prosthesis, elaborately carved with

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/26/2020:  17:39:01

with spectacular toenails that

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2020:  17:46:39

glow in the dark

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2020:  18:01:00

to ward off floozies

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/26/2020:  19:03:43

and the fire flies

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2020:  03:09:15

that flicker in the

DC5 - Posted - 01/27/2020:  06:17:26

summer evening during full

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2020:  07:51:46

and new moons alike

DC5 - Posted - 01/27/2020:  07:58:36

while the wood nymphs

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/27/2020:  08:29:43

were not getting caught

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2020:  08:41:45

with their pants down

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2020:  11:57:26

much to their disappointment

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/27/2020:  14:40:24

they grew a crowd

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2020:  14:53:02

of irate belt makers

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/27/2020:  14:56:59

from the Cherokee nation

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2020:  15:11:44

who held white-man grudges

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/27/2020:  15:16:33

for many many moons

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2020:  15:21:03

, when mooning passing whisky-traders

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/27/2020:  15:29:00

but only Kentucky bourbon

grandpafive - Posted - 01/27/2020:  17:30:14

made under blue moons

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/27/2020:  17:43:17

at Bill Monroe's place

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2020:  17:44:15

would be suitable for

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/27/2020:  19:20:49

framing if not for

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2020:  20:38:29

rejections by discerning winos

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2020:  03:18:55

whose preferred libation is

DC5 - Posted - 01/28/2020:  05:39:36

Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2020:  08:00:04

wine which he buys

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2020:  08:01:30

from Louie’s Liquor and

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2020:  08:27:01

Salt Water Taffy Emporium

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/28/2020:  14:25:13

located in the hills

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2020:  15:09:09

of rural West Virginia