DC5 - Posted - 03/05/2021:  05:26:00

for Bing Crosby playing

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2021:  05:37:21

a hopelessly rosy eyed

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/05/2021:  06:13:58

unrequited lovelorn romantic ballad

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2021:  06:32:55

sung poorly and off-key

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/05/2021:  06:40:51

accompanied by untuned banjo

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2021:  07:35:06

- what else is new

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/05/2021:  10:21:34

and snazzy new guitar

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/05/2021 10:23:00

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/05/2021:  10:54:44

wasn't tuned very well

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2021:  11:01:34

but was well played

DC5 - Posted - 03/05/2021:  11:51:11

in the style of

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2021:  02:46:18

an early John Fahey

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2021:  05:50:24

who fingerpicked odd ballads

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2021:  06:26:09

with unexpected shifts in

DC5 - Posted - 03/06/2021:  07:09:17

tectonic plates causing major

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/06/2021:  08:40:41

cerebral hemorrhage and subsequent

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2021:  10:29:42

cognitive impairment with related

DC5 - Posted - 03/06/2021:  11:12:33

seizures an flatulent bouts

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2021:  12:58:28

that destroyed his Martin

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/06/2021:  15:05:15

guitar sales receipt that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/06/2021:  15:40:13

constituted proof of purchase

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/06/2021 15:42:04

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2021:  15:46:50

at Kut-Rayt Karl’s Likwidayshen

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/06/2021 15:47:08

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/06/2021:  17:43:12

fire sale that was

DC5 - Posted - 03/07/2021:  04:22:37

literally while the fire

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/07/2021:  06:24:11

raged in the storeroom

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2021:  06:26:04

due to candlelight vigils

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2021:  11:27:06

and excessive wine consumption

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/08/2021:  04:37:23

by underpaid inept employees

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2021:  05:32:27

utterly unmotivated and indolent

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2021:  06:44:32

due to injected microchips

DC5 - Posted - 03/08/2021:  09:12:54

that control your thoughts

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2021:  10:58:50

and transmit your whereabouts

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2021:  11:05:44

to Knuckles Calhoun who

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/08/2021:  12:22:27

was himself ineptly indolent

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2021:  03:12:25

, having sat in his

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/09/2021:  04:30:51

9th grade classroom for

DC5 - Posted - 03/09/2021:  05:10:21

3 years due to

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2021:  06:26:47

his tutors best efforts

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2021:  06:58:35

to teach pi squared

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2021:  07:39:58

and advanced quantum theory

DC5 - Posted - 03/09/2021:  08:47:39

to a 9th grader

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2021:  10:11:12

whose IQ is sub-par

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2021:  10:17:12

even by today’s standards

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2021:  11:21:42

of dumbing-down unwashed masses

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2021:  11:49:55

to the level of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/09/2021:  12:56:40

an average but aspiring 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/09/2021 12:57:11

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2021:  13:31:46

trash collector in Brooklyn

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/09/2021:  14:47:17

Iowa, who’s been lobotomized

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/09/2021:  15:39:12

for most of his

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2021:  03:16:21

adult life following his