OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2017:  12:18:03

it's hard not to

Forrest - Posted - 01/27/2017:  12:25:48

rarity, just like a

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2017:  12:28:30

parity, unrelated to pears

Forrest - Posted - 01/27/2017:  12:37:39

or cooking steaks or

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2017:  13:47:22

trying to reach agreement

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2017:  15:27:20

between vegans and carnivores

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2017:  03:52:12

which may be easier 

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/28/2017 03:52:30

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2017:  06:45:33

than wrestling ornery alligators

J e f f - Posted - 01/29/2017:  10:10:25

deprived of whoopee and

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2017:  12:15:59

without food for six

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2017:  15:52:06

days and 27 minutes

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2017:  02:44:03

which seemed a lifetime 

Forrest - Posted - 01/30/2017:  12:12:27

especially to an alligator

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2017:  12:19:12

with a sweet tooth

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2017:  12:34:33

and a penchant for 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2017:  21:07:31

devouring DQ buster bars

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2017:  03:18:19

which raise hell with 

Forrest - Posted - 01/31/2017:  07:12:32

one's dental health and

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2017:  09:16:26

one's wife's bank account

Forrest - Posted - 01/31/2017:  10:02:20

.  Alligators are ornery because

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2017:  12:17:59

they prefer keeping their 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2017:  12:34:11

orns hidden from view

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2017:  14:12:20

which is why they

Forrest - Posted - 02/01/2017:  21:09:42

rarely speak and always

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2017:  21:11:14

communicate via smoke signals

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2017:  02:50:39

but without opposable thumbs 

Forrest - Posted - 02/02/2017:  06:25:37

which would be helpful

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2017:  11:29:52

for hitch hiking cross-country

Forrest - Posted - 02/02/2017:  12:36:39

and showing approval for

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2017:  13:21:52

gladiators' performances in the

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2017:  18:01:41

Rocky Mountain Alligator Rodeo

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2017:  02:38:20

where the gators are

Forrest - Posted - 02/03/2017:  07:54:44

the stars and the

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2017:  09:30:02

crocs are comfortable footwear

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/03/2017 09:30:32

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2017:  10:37:22

this causes intense rivalries

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/04/2017:  03:44:45

with loafers, who believe

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2017:  04:59:32

hammocks are loafers' paradise

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2017:  05:09:01

until the sprinklers started 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/04/2017:  05:37:20

spraying all the ladies

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2017:  05:50:51

who began stampeding towards

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2017:  11:53:29

the unsuspecting men with

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2017:  14:06:29

toothless lecherous grins that

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2017:  04:09:38

showed their enthusiasm for

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/05/2017:  05:04:09

sprinklers. The hoard ran

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2017:  05:12:13

for the foot hills

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2017:  05:41:27

where Blackfoot were protesting

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2017:  12:22:24

the influx of drunken

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2017:  14:09:41

whisky traders from Montana

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2017:  16:35:44

who are so unscrupulous