DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2019:  09:55:18

as described in Strunk

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/23/2019:  10:07:39

, which was stylishly elemental

grandpafive - Posted - 09/23/2019:  13:18:38

and totally useless before

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2019:  13:34:47

The Imperial Puncuators Board

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/23/2019:  13:40:54

who issue tough sentences

grandpafive - Posted - 09/23/2019:  13:49:04

and even tougher paragraphs

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2019:  13:54:04

for goldbrickers to decipher

grandpafive - Posted - 09/23/2019:  17:06:50

they weren't working anyway

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/23/2019:  23:36:33

during periods of capitalization

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2019:  23:41:55

because dangling participles prevented

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/24/2019:  04:23:00

verbiage in their contracts

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  05:40:11

which ended in prepositions

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 09/24/2019:  06:09:12

A very comma mistake

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  06:34:43

by lazy lexicographers looking

grandpafive - Posted - 09/24/2019:  06:54:53

for a plot line

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  07:00:17

for the Rambo sequel

grandpafive - Posted - 09/24/2019:  08:27:16

if they can cope

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  08:32:05

with Stallone at 90

grandpafive - Posted - 09/24/2019:  09:27:31

miles an hour, which

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  10:55:43

when converted to kilometers

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 09/24/2019:  13:47:33

Is like saying, I....

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  14:05:28

can speak francais semi-fluently

grandpafive - Posted - 09/24/2019:  14:11:04

when ordering poutine from

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2019:  14:50:28

the curbside vending truck

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  14:54:25

that sells burritos and

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2019:  15:07:58

a tasty concoction called

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  15:23:21

“Hair-of-The-Dog”

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 09/24/2019:  15:27:44

Made from genuine imitation

grandpafive - Posted - 09/24/2019:  16:44:04

pet shampoo and coke

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2019:  18:12:17

with a couple ounces

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  18:45:42

of Milk Bone treats

grandpafive - Posted - 09/24/2019:  19:01:21

donated by the sisters

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  19:13:59

of eternal canine mercy

grandpafive - Posted - 09/24/2019:  19:26:56

who operate a mission

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2019:  04:27:55

dedicated to comforting the

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2019:  05:42:52

beagles and Heinz 57’s

grandpafive - Posted - 09/25/2019:  06:53:29

recently retired from the

DC5 - Posted - 09/25/2019:  07:11:21

Travelling McGonagall Medicine Show

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2019:  07:36:50

. McGonagall hawks potent brews

grandpafive - Posted - 09/25/2019:  07:42:09

from an ancient recipes

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2019:  08:59:58

with no known efficacy

grandpafive - Posted - 09/25/2019:  10:00:18

which in their case

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2019:  11:44:15

is utter lowdown deception

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2019:  14:36:23

by a shameless huckster

grandpafive - Posted - 09/25/2019:  16:20:33

who has confederates among

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2019:  21:57:23

friendly Jersey City knee-cappers

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2019:  03:35:59

who are known for

DC5 - Posted - 09/26/2019:  06:14:43

customized cement swim fins

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2019:  08:46:34

whose density is famous