TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2019:  03:30:51

, then cascaded down her

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  03:46:19

ample cleavage, settling gently

DC5 - Posted - 01/15/2019:  05:40:34

into the void of

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2019:  07:17:01

numerous plastic surgery scars

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  10:12:30

and leaving a trail

DC5 - Posted - 01/15/2019:  13:57:44

of dust and a

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  16:19:06

subtle hint of pleasures

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2019:  17:41:33

erased only by ammonia

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2019:  18:24:29

and a drop of

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2019:  04:46:44

castor oil placed under

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2019:  06:01:49

the tongue to mask

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2019:  06:31:45

the vile taste of

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2019:  07:24:41

rotten teeth and halitosis

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2019:  13:08:37

which my dentist says

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2019:  13:33:28

wards off accordion players

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2019:  13:47:55

but is known to

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2019:  15:06:14

attract endless banjo pickers

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2019:  18:09:41

whose dental insurance expired

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/17/2019:  03:53:43

many moons ago, but

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2019:  05:15:33

whose craving for sweets

DC5 - Posted - 01/17/2019:  05:38:30

leads them to Betty's

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2019:  06:46:33

Candy and Massage Parlor

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2019:  07:29:56

- a den of iniquity

DC5 - Posted - 01/17/2019:  09:32:21

where caramel creme is

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2019:  10:39:19

just the first course

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2019:  15:22:32

of a decadent buffet

DC5 - Posted - 01/17/2019:  17:37:26

including escargot, capers and

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/18/2019:  04:03:35

very small slimy green

DC5 - Posted - 01/18/2019:  06:22:56

fiddle-heads that were sauted

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2019:  08:16:45

in olive oil with

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2019:  08:39:50

a side of rosin

DC5 - Posted - 01/18/2019:  11:07:54

that substituted for fiber

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2019:  11:23:39

in their unhealthy diets

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2019:  12:14:53

purchased at liquor stores

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2019:  13:36:12

and furtively consumed behind

DC5 - Posted - 01/18/2019:  13:44:51

the dumpster at Maggie's

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2019:  14:37:39

Massage and Fornication Ranch

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/18/2019:  15:00:29

which is only opened

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2019:  04:18:17

if you know the

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2019:  06:13:44

secret handshake and carry

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2019:  08:46:44

a thick wallet.

My bank account

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2019:  13:49:25

isn't large enough to

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2019:  09:02:44

purchase a brand new

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/20/2019:  09:55:37

set of false teeth

DC5 - Posted - 01/20/2019:  09:59:58

so I made my

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/21/2019:  05:44:50

Aunt Gertrude purchase the

DC5 - Posted - 01/21/2019:  06:20:50

ones on the info-mercial

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2019:  07:32:29

,made from submerged maple

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2019:  11:15:38

and painted with special