OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2020:  11:29:28

he was heard yelling

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/22/2020:  17:39:39

"Shiver me timbers" and

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2020:  18:17:03

“batten down the hatches

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  03:23:24

“, strange for a landlocked

DC5 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  05:30:57

farmer from Texarkana where

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:19:33

the cotton blows everywhere

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:24:18

and the irrigation system

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/23/2020:  13:28:31

hasn't worked in 40

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  15:03:10

years due to dry

xmark - Posted - 07/23/2020:  18:11:00

weather and even drier

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/23/2020:  18:46:10

humor of the participates

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  02:46:59

diehard Steven Wright fans

DC5 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  06:18:12

watching Tonight Show reruns

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  08:12:20

with indecipherable muffled audio

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/24/2020 08:12:34

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  08:47:55

and no subtitles or

xmark - Posted - 07/24/2020:  09:56:02

and commercial breaks to

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  10:26:21

go get a beer

DC5 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  10:41:41

so the dog was

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  15:12:15

sent to the refrigerator

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  16:03:09

but without specific instructions

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2020:  03:50:19

she returned with ketchup

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2020:  06:04:06

and a bottle opener

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2020:  11:33:42

both covered with slobber

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/25/2020:  11:48:52

and smelling like a

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2020:  12:33:42

banjo player’s day-old drool

DC5 - Posted - 07/26/2020:  05:28:36

after an onion garlic

grandpafive - Posted - 07/26/2020:  09:18:16

,Montreal smoked meat pizza

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2020:  09:21:17

paid with worthless IOU’s

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2020:  02:51:13

crudely written in crayon

DC5 - Posted - 07/27/2020:  05:49:34

on used butcher paper

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2020:  06:38:02

covered in greasy stains

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/27/2020 06:38:26

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2020:  06:45:05

from mock chicken cuts

xmark - Posted - 07/27/2020:  09:41:06

sandwich on rye with

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2020:  10:01:02

fresh German sauerkraut and

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2020:  10:06:34

a mustard from Dijon

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2020:  10:09:16

in fancy glass jars

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2020:  11:13:14

that were jarred loose

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2020:  12:34:20

when they ran over

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/27/2020:  14:03:14

a Boston pothole the

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2020:  14:35:43

maintenance crew ignored repeatedly

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  03:23:48

which was large enough

DC5 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  04:58:00

to swallow a Sherman

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  05:53:11

Tank without General Sherman

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  06:04:17

who never rode in

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  06:13:43

one marching through Georgia

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  06:16:38

with or without armored

DC5 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  09:01:08

personal carriers surrounding him

xmark - Posted - 07/28/2020:  09:26:23

or flags flying above

DC5 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  09:50:53

towed by Sopwith Camels