Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/09/2021:  10:36:38

lusting after Gregg Allman

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/09/2021:  19:05:30

and still going strong

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2021:  05:38:30

thanks to pitch correctors

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2021:  08:21:07

at old Chavez Ravine

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/10/2021:  11:58:10

during the off season

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/10/2021:  12:21:22

when stallions run wild

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/10/2021:  16:44:13

keeping the dust steered

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2021:  17:12:25

over to Route 66

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2021:  03:14:46

where it completely obscures

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/11/2021:  04:42:48

Mel’s 66 Roadside Diner

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2021:  05:12:35

where they’ve served over

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/11/2021:  05:19:25

one million burgers since

DC5 - Posted - 01/11/2021:  07:02:57

1776. At the other

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2021:  07:43:47

end of the spectrum

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/11/2021:  12:58:25

Alice preferred to belly-dance

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/11/2021:  13:47:00

naked while making milkshakes

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/11/2021 13:48:20

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2021:  13:48:49

causing severe skin lesions

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/11/2021:  14:04:40

but we’ll shaken milkshakes

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2021:  02:48:40

and appreciative customers who

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2021:  03:02:58

constantly salivate and leer

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2021:  03:15:45

displaying their utter lack

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2021:  06:22:05

of appreciation for banjo

DC5 - Posted - 01/12/2021:  07:38:27

by sticking their fingers

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/12/2021:  08:30:16

in there extra large

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2021:  09:17:01

and hairy ear openings

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2021:  09:27:05

causing severe wax buildup

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2021:  09:44:02

which eventually completely blocks

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2021:  10:35:42

blood flowing to brain-cells

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/12/2021:  15:00:12

that will cause severe

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2021:  17:06:35

vertigo inducing migraine headaches

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2021:  17:52:07

leading to morphine addiction

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2021:  03:10:29

and a gradual decline

DC5 - Posted - 01/13/2021:  09:30:22

into hallucinogenic madness, creating

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/13/2021:  10:03:04

distorted senses of reality

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2021:  13:38:29

and some strange music

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/13/2021:  13:50:09

originating in smoky rooms

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/13/2021:  14:12:13

that where part of

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2021:  14:31:22

Dolly’s Smoky Mountain resort

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/13/2021:  17:49:42

in Pigeon Forge, TN.

Edited by - KyBanjo on 01/13/2021 17:50:00

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2021:  03:27:44

where the highest point

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/14/2021:  05:36:58

is 6,643-ft Clingmans Dome

DC5 - Posted - 01/14/2021:  05:43:07

, named after Bruce Clingman

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2021:  07:46:52

a no-nonsense ‘shine runner

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/14/2021:  11:22:10

and proprietor of Banjos-R-Us

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/14/2021:  12:08:28

welcomes you to their

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/14/2021:  12:56:08

realistic reproduction Opium Den

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/14/2021:  17:12:32

where several lines of

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2021:  21:29:14

of yellow police tape

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2021:  03:37:34

surround the front door