TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2018:  10:59:43

for the kids and

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2018:  11:37:20

their crack-head parents

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2018:  11:37:52

to throw at drunks

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2018:  19:32:49

as they pass by

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2018:  19:47:15

the altar of self-congratulation

DC5 - Posted - 02/11/2018:  08:30:43

. Meanwhile, just north of

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2018:  11:53:11

the South Pole, we

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2018:  12:34:47

sailed around the Horn

DC5 - Posted - 02/11/2018:  15:00:52

of a Narwhal that

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2018:  15:55:55

had beached itself on

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2018:  15:57:41

Magellan’s old crow’s nest

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2018:  07:04:20

which jutted out of

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2018:  12:20:44

the vessel’s rotten ruins

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2018:  13:15:24

like an accusatory finger

DC5 - Posted - 02/13/2018:  14:17:46

of Uncle Sam saying

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2018:  15:47:07

,”Stay the hell away

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2018:  18:17:28

or I'll poke your

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2018:  18:27:08

dyke full of holes

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2018:  04:14:42

and then send someone

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2018:  06:56:22

to administer full nelsons

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2018:  10:30:13

while tickling your armpits

DC5 - Posted - 02/14/2018:  10:49:02

and pulling at your

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2018:  12:24:32

American Rug Co. toupee

DC5 - Posted - 02/14/2018:  15:05:32

until you cry "uncle"

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2018:  15:26:03

- “your name ain’t Sam!”

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2018:  16:51:35

and you aren't really

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2018:  17:24:01

from Yosemite, you impostor

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2018:  07:47:54

at which point, Sam

DC5 - Posted - 02/15/2018:  13:15:18

brushed the crumbs off

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2018:  13:23:24

his loincloth and mounted

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2018:  13:44:55

the podium to accept

DC5 - Posted - 02/15/2018:  15:36:36

the Joseph Merrick resemblance

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:31:38

which was remarkable for

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:45:41

a skinny Hoboken jerk

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:56:40

who had spent his

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:58:41

misspent youth playing hooky

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2018:  04:17:49

to play hockey with

DC5 - Posted - 02/16/2018:  06:51:03

the girls concert choir

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2018:  09:30:48

who were rather frigid

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2018:  11:08:21

but had wicked slap-shots

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2018:  11:46:39

and enjoyed odd-man rushes

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2018:  12:10:50

with sneaky drop passes

DC5 - Posted - 02/16/2018:  16:23:34

and a hat trick

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2018:  18:23:46

with an alarming frequency

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2018:  22:48:14

resulting in sin bin

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/17/2018:  00:57:04

rap a tappy. Harold

DC5 - Posted - 02/17/2018:  05:53:58

, while cleverly disguised as

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2018:  06:29:09

a large evergreen shrub

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2018:  07:27:01

possessed a pea shooter