chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2018:  09:42:44

of castration and spaying

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/29/2018:  03:54:34

by the Castration Enforcement

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2018:  04:09:20

and Volunteer De-Nutting Society

DC5 - Posted - 05/29/2018:  14:23:52

, a branch office of

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2018:  05:23:20

The Vienna Boys Choir

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2018:  05:37:15

under maestro Oscar Meyer

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2018:  05:52:25

who’s Vienna sausage is

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2018:  06:14:05

past its expiry date

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/30/2018 06:14:19

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2018:  06:22:52

and of dubious quality

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2018:  06:27:36

as witnessed by wenches

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2018:  14:54:24

wielding wrenches with wicked

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2018:  15:39:19

thoughts that tantalize troublemakers

DC5 - Posted - 05/30/2018:  16:42:32

and make church ladies

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2018:  18:13:17

blush behind their hymnals

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2018:  22:05:23

while the choir groaned

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2018:  05:54:40

when they realized that

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/31/2018:  15:10:36

the minister had forgotten

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2018:  15:12:00

his rather explicit instructions

DC5 - Posted - 05/31/2018:  15:14:32

for the choir to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2018:  15:16:52

always remember the basic

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2018:  15:36:39

do, re, mi’s when

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/31/2018 15:36:58

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2018:  03:23:21

singing for their suppers

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/01/2018 03:23:53

DC5 - Posted - 06/01/2018:  15:35:32

. Meanwhile, out in the graveyard,

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2018:  16:49:56

a lone pickaxe-wielding prospector

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2018:  03:47:14

was digging for gold

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/02/2018:  04:03:09

under the old oak

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2018:  04:11:20

where the rich folks

DC5 - Posted - 06/02/2018:  09:19:21

with gold fillings are

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2018:  10:17:09

robbed by tonering manufacturers

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2018:  17:56:01

who plan to use

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/03/2018:  03:18:28

fan belts as rubber

DC5 - Posted - 06/03/2018:  04:16:04

grommets on all the

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2018:  07:50:21

outhouse seats in Dogpatch

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2018:  06:59:48

in the hope that

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/04/2018:  19:15:12

someone would reinvent the

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2018:  05:19:05

wheel so they could

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2018:  06:11:18

could escape to Cleveland

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2018:  06:37:11

hoping for home court

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2018:  08:21:17

female bailiffs to ogle

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2018:  12:28:16

their manly physiques which

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/05/2018:  18:04:22

confused the crowd of

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2018:  18:31:31

curious on-lookers who carried

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2018:  20:12:37

stretchers for fainting rubber-neckers

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/06/2018:  03:59:56

and signs that read

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2018:  10:05:30

in bold capital letters

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2018:  10:56:38

FCOL, GET A LIFE!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2018:  13:38:38

which was wasted on

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/06/2018:  14:59:13

the young hearts of

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2018:  15:49:08

the junior debate team