chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2018:  17:51:52

dip in da boidbath

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2018:  06:47:52

which ended badly when

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/17/2018:  11:16:29

Kitty started shouting and

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2018:  12:49:12

fighting off the crows

DC5 - Posted - 09/17/2018:  17:56:30

that thought Tommy had

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2018:  19:05:42

taken their favorite nesting

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2018:  05:24:04

grounds and desecrated it

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2018:  07:04:41

with pigeon droppings and

DC5 - Posted - 09/18/2018:  07:15:47

owl pellets that contained

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2018:  08:17:44

traces of rogue uranium

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2018:  09:53:21

which glowed softly and

DC5 - Posted - 09/18/2018:  10:02:48

increased night vision capabilities

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2018:  10:21:13

for dew worm pickers

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/19/2018:  03:58:23

who like to use

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2018:  05:02:31

them as bait when

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2018:  05:04:46

fishing off short piers

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2018:  05:19:52

hoping to catch some

DC5 - Posted - 09/19/2018:  06:30:24

canned tuna or salmon

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2018:  06:45:22

, Charlie the Tuna’s contribution

DC5 - Posted - 09/19/2018:  08:43:27

to increased mercury consumption

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2018:  10:09:59

and the overthrow of

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/19/2018:  14:50:42

boats full of ministers

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2018:  14:57:59

clad in stiff collars

DC5 - Posted - 09/19/2018:  15:48:17

and purple robes with

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2018:  16:11:04

secret pockets where they

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2018:  16:14:31

kept aces of spades

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2018:  16:23:49

which they pulled out

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/20/2018:  03:44:03

to impress the ladies

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2018:  03:54:24

at the church bazaar

DC5 - Posted - 09/20/2018:  05:17:45

and gin rummy tournament

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2018:  08:40:16

which is a major

DC5 - Posted - 09/20/2018:  09:48:10

attraction for the blue

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2018:  10:10:35

haired matrons who constantly

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2018:  14:14:01

smoke old Tareyton cigarettes

DC5 - Posted - 09/20/2018:  16:31:24

and reek of bourbon

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2018:  03:25:36

wearing gallons of perfume

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2018:  05:41:17

to attract wealthy tycoons

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2018:  06:36:56

who mistake their intentions

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/21/2018:  15:03:40

only to discover they

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2018:  14:02:48

were not really in

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2018:  14:41:15

the mood for spooning

DC5 - Posted - 09/22/2018:  15:20:36

but would rather fork

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2018:  16:01:41

our pie holes full

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/22/2018:  19:39:19

of Grandma's delicious apple

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2018:  01:36:43

core pie, with seeds

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2018:  07:22:27

stems and buds, which

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2018:  11:42:08

are excellent sources of

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2018:  14:10:03

fiber and complex carbohydrates

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2018:  17:59:18

, resulting in outhouse visits