chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2019:  10:24:33

for the longest pins

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/12/2019:  16:16:58

by throwing large pumpkins

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2019:  03:04:25

using a pneumatic cannon

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2019:  07:40:29

bought from Rocky’s Junkyard

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2019:  08:43:27

where offbeat hardware is

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/13/2019:  17:32:01

sold at a discount

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2019:  17:59:11

because Rocky’s wife’s leaving

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 04/13/2019:  18:17:50

all her worldly goods

DC5 - Posted - 04/14/2019:  05:55:27

to the church of

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2019:  08:59:57

the Poor Wayfaring Strangers

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/14/2019:  09:21:28

of Little Hope. The

DC5 - Posted - 04/14/2019:  09:45:49

"Save the Unicorn" campaign

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2019:  14:05:20

has hit a snag

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2019:  18:01:14

. They just realized that

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/15/2019:  01:28:26

Unicorns don't need shaving

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OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2019:  03:12:27

. However, they do require

DC5 - Posted - 04/15/2019:  06:37:42

point sharpeners for their

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2019:  07:42:45

horns so that wolves

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/16/2019:  03:49:30

think twice before they 

Edited by - TheLastWord on 04/16/2019 03:49:57

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2019:  04:26:27

try to make a

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2019:  06:03:02

meal out of them

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2019:  08:18:44

which the unicorns appreciate

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2019:  19:44:14

but the wolves resent

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2019:  09:58:07

creating a wildlife quandary

DC5 - Posted - 04/17/2019:  12:13:32

in the food chain

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2019:  20:26:55

,where missing links baffle

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2019:  03:37:47

paleontologists and delight conspiracy

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2019:  03:41:31

theorists who are suspicious

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2019:  03:46:10

of anything beyond their

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2019:  04:01:22

front door. Dr. Feelgood

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2019:  04:55:07

walked into a bar

DC5 - Posted - 04/18/2019:  05:45:39

with a priest and

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2019:  09:31:48

a gaudily dressed hooker

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2019:  10:37:33

,then asked the tarbender

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2019:  13:55:12

for a glass of

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2019:  18:01:42

chocolate milk, which he

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2019:  22:00:32

spiked with white powder

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/19/2019:  03:38:52

from a suspicious looking

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2019:  03:51:55

vial he kept hidden

DC5 - Posted - 04/19/2019:  05:01:42

in his false heel

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2019:  07:54:21

acquired from Maxwell Smart

sandyhookflash - Posted - 04/19/2019:  08:05:11

patented by Jim West

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2019:  12:09:17

and licensed to Mattel

DC5 - Posted - 04/19/2019:  13:08:44

who marketed them to

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2019:  14:18:50

beat cops in Brooklyn

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2019:  03:57:55

who used them as

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/20/2019:  05:48:16

dancing shoes while practicing

DC5 - Posted - 04/20/2019:  07:17:12

tap and soft shoe

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2019:  07:43:46

moves at Coney Island