chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2016:  14:14:34

all referees and fans

janolov - Posted - 05/17/2016:  22:50:41

but instead of going

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2016:  03:08:01

to such crappy extremes 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/19/2016:  04:07:44

everyone decided to throw

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2016:  05:25:50

a party for the

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2016:  06:20:56

rowdy outhouse building crew

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2016:  10:03:50

whose business was going

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/20/2016:  08:17:55

down the proverbial toilet

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/20/2016:  09:13:07

because they hired Floyd

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/20/2016:  10:07:04

in place of Winston

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2016:  10:56:39

leaving them seriously short

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2016:  13:50:48

of well-reasoned one-hole plans

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2016:  02:57:00

which left them without

J e f f - Posted - 05/23/2016:  16:31:06

well-seasoned cheeseburgers and cold

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2016:  17:30:48

stares from hungry ditchdiggers 

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/23/2016 17:31:24

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  03:36:46

who took their shovels 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2016:  05:48:00

and marched over to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  06:46:47

the local burger joint

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2016:  07:18:04

to threaten the proprietor

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  08:31:48

unless he immediately provided 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2016:  09:53:22

$2 cheezboigahs wit' fryed

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  10:55:23

putatuhs and a shake

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2016:  05:58:09

of the greasy hand

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2016:  02:54:41

to thank you for

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2016:  08:26:29

committing a slow suicide

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2016:  12:18:24

called "death by grease"

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2016:  21:32:37

,a latter day disorder

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  03:13:10

that is self inflicted 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2016:  09:06:21

to relieve past guilts

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  10:33:45

and attempt to expiate

J e f f - Posted - 05/28/2016:  13:29:40

the sin of spelling

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2016:  19:18:27

off the wine taster

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2016:  02:57:49

who couldn't spell anything

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/30/2016:  04:25:39

because he had forgotten

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2016:  04:38:34

everything he had learned

J e f f - Posted - 05/30/2016:  07:19:53

from the overweight flatulating

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2016:  10:17:04

ethics professor who taught

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2016:  12:33:27

up is sometimes down

J e f f - Posted - 05/30/2016:  16:14:32

and cheeseburgers are sometimes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2016:  03:30:10

made with tofu instead 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/31/2016:  15:32:56

of graham crackers and

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2016:  18:50:29

Elmer's glue and orange

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2016:  03:33:27

zest, painstakingly scraped from

MWBailey - Posted - 06/01/2016:  13:41:52

hairy orangutans with zesty

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2016:  14:46:36

fingers and stinky toes

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2016:  17:46:52

that deflate Patriot footballs

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2016:  03:10:41

creating stupid media frenzies 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2016:  09:28:37

on WBZ and other

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2016:  14:03:10

local media outlets, some