TheLastWord - Posted - 03/04/2017:  12:31:35

Bob would trip and

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2017:  17:40:07

break his sorry neck

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2017:  18:58:00

that Frank Neat built

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2017:  21:15:03

and sold with a

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/05/2017:  05:08:30

pickle sandwich and a

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2017:  07:14:56

sour head cheese taco

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2017:  13:38:50

which is best thrown

Forrest - Posted - 03/06/2017:  07:54:31

in a bowl with 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2017:  08:44:15

a dog's breakfast that

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2017:  11:20:01

even the dog might

Forrest - Posted - 03/06/2017:  11:23:52

refuse to pee on

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2017:  12:00:55

,because peeing is verboten

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2017:  12:36:53

if your planning to

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2017:  11:18:10

enter Germany without ID

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2017:  11:32:03

and have hopes of 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2017:  12:15:18

eluding vicious Nazi skinheads

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2017:  14:04:07

with their Dr. Martin

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2017:  11:22:30

boots and nose rings

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2017:  02:47:10

they looked quite intimidating 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2017:  05:56:45

but not very charming

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2017:  06:06:29

however, deep down, they

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/11/2017:  18:26:32

liked to wear pink

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2017:  09:17:15

garter belts and neon navel rings.

They are now picketing for

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2017:  11:46:14

playing the correct game 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2017:  11:56:19

,one that doesn't confuse

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/12/2017:  12:09:48

the players or the

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2017:  17:21:49

number of words allowed

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2017:  19:22:44

or 150 lowdown characters

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2017:  02:46:30

who conspire to upset 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2017:  09:10:32

the proverbial apple cart

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2017:  12:02:45

causing apples to roll

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/14/2017:  14:45:59

over Aunt Ethel and

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2017:  16:28:06

causing her to giggle

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2017:  02:57:33

with that annoying heeeheeeeheeeeheeee

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/15/2017:  19:48:43

and flopping around on

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2017:  21:50:28

Grim Jim's sawdust floor

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2017:  02:51:49

where she looked ridiculous 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2017:  13:57:50

but not totally unattractive

Forrest - Posted - 03/17/2017:  07:22:25

especially since her skirt

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2017:  12:03:36

had been casually tossed

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2017:  08:34:03

in a Caesar salad

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2017:  13:29:39

along with croutons and

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/18/2017:  15:49:07

french dressing. As she

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2017:  16:07:36

studied her French dictionary

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2017:  16:40:47

so she could tantalize

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2017:  22:44:48

the leering Parisian tantalizees

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2017:  02:39:27

who liked to spend

Forrest - Posted - 03/20/2017:  09:39:16

time on their knees

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2017:  10:04:46

while placing strategically-placed mirrors