OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2021:  03:33:29

QAnon told me work is a left wing conspiracy

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/29/2021:  07:51:33

Ran into an old friend

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2021:  08:24:55

Sock drawer needs to be sorted

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2021:  09:07:08

Ten armed men have surrounded my house

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2021:  13:23:57

UFO full of aliens has abducted me

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/29/2021:  16:49:36

Volley Ball

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/30/2021:  06:20:35

Wife won’t untie me

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2021:  06:46:19

X-Ray results came back showing I have a broken back

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/30/2021:  08:04:19

yo yo for doing neat tricks

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2021:  03:51:20

Zero chance of me coming in to work today

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2021:  03:53:28

Next topic, things you try to avoid:

Angry drunks

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/01/2021:  05:11:47

Bottle-neck traffic

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2021:  08:37:23

Cable cars over Niagara Falls

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/01/2021:  10:13:02

Deer jumping out in front of the my Jeep

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/01/2021:  10:53:01

Eating greasy food

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2021:  12:51:27

Fire ants

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2021:  12:54:06

Gargoyles falling off old buildings

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/01/2021:  15:11:09

Heart attack

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2021:  02:43:55

Icy sidewalks

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/02/2021:  05:37:18

Jury trial

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/02/2021:  08:15:52

Kite flying

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/02/2021:  11:01:37

Liver and onions

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2021:  11:32:10

Moronic drivers

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2021:  11:37:29

Neon lights salesmen

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/02/2021:  17:00:28

Ornery people

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/02/2021:  19:22:25

Pain

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2021:  03:08:52

Quarter Pounders

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/03/2021:  04:47:32

Restraining order

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/03/2021:  09:04:17

Salisbury Steak

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/03/2021:  11:45:03

Trouble of any nature

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/03/2021:  12:29:33

Umbrellas that leak

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2021:  05:08:52

Violent bar patrons

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/04/2021:  12:57:13

Wasting Water

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2021:  04:05:03

Xenophobic people

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2021:  09:12:11

Yogi Bear cartoons

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2021:  03:46:55

Zip gun wielding hooligans

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2021:  03:47:35

Next topic, noisy things:

Airplanes

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2021:  07:52:02

Banjos

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/15/2021:  09:48:42

Construction Equipment

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2021:  14:05:20

Dynamite

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/15/2021:  15:32:47

Engines

BeeEnvironment - Posted - 06/15/2021:  15:36:31

Flapjacks

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/15/2021:  15:59:02

Guns

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/15/2021:  18:30:14

Helicopters

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2021:  03:28:01

ICBM launches

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2021:  07:52:26

Jackhammers

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2021:  11:00:00

Klaxons

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/16/2021:  13:02:14

Locomotive

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/16/2021:  14:47:01

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