OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2022:  12:02:12

Never actually get on the ice

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/18/2022:  15:10:33

“Own” the bully picking on the little kids

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2022:  17:45:19

Pirouette at centre ice

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2022:  02:43:46

Quietly slip out the back door with the cute figure skater while her boyfriend Rocky is in the locker room

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2022:  05:29:52

Realize it's been 50 years since you ice skated and your legs are sore.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/19/2022:  06:20:19

Suffer from frost bitten toes

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2022:  08:10:56

Try a triple axle to impress the cute figure skater.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2022:  11:46:57

Unleash your inner manhood to intimidate Rocky

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2022:  12:47:47

Verify that your sneakers are tied tight in case that inner manhood thing doesn't work out.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/19/2022:  12:51:31

Wipe off your skate blades before you put on the blade protectors

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2022:  17:54:35

X-Ray your broken ankle after trying that triple axel

DC5 - Posted - 01/20/2022:  06:53:01

Yell at the little kids who are consistently out skating you.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2022:  07:13:37

Zip lock baggie containing half-eaten baloney sandwich

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2022:  07:14:35

Next : what you do on your daily walks

Acquire a compass before heading out

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/22/2022:  08:03:45

Be sure to check the weather forecast

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2022:  09:32:09

Check for dog poop where I might be stepping.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/22/2022:  16:51:52

Do some warmup stretches

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2022:  17:08:15

Energize yourself with a gallon thermos of coffee

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2022:  18:26:40

Find a new hiking path

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2022:  07:30:25

GORP to snack on along the trail.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/23/2022:  08:21:10

Have your water bottle at hand

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2022:  10:21:13

Investigate the abandoned railway line

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2022:  13:40:40

Jump across the stream

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2022:  16:13:43

Keep an eye on the trail markings

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2022:  18:15:05

Languish lazily on a park bench for a while

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2022:  02:56:43

Make another loop around the park

DC5 - Posted - 01/24/2022:  06:08:00

Notice the girl walking in front of you with Juicy written across her butt.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2022:  06:49:21

Ogle said butt

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/24/2022:  07:52:36

Postulate the probability of your chances with owner of said butt

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2022:  12:22:35

Quit ogling when you trip over a rock you were too busy ogling to notice

DC5 - Posted - 01/24/2022:  12:27:45

Pretend the knee you fell on after tripping over the rock while ogling doesn't hurt.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/24/2022:  15:25:42

Rest on the bench by the lake

DC5 - Posted - 01/25/2022:  03:03:01

Sing loudly to the song in your ear buds.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2022:  03:32:26

Take the road less taken

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/25/2022:  04:20:23

Unite with an old friend you run across

DC5 - Posted - 01/25/2022:  05:27:21

Verify your steps and heart rate with your Fit Bit

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/25/2022:  07:32:20

Walk carefully while navigating past the Dog Park

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2022:  11:45:11

X-Ray the dog poop with your scatology-student neighbour’s kid

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2022:  17:41:03

Yell at the dog owner who didn’t clean up after his pet

DC5 - Posted - 01/27/2022:  06:40:31

Zip your fly after relieving yourself in the bushes.

DC5 - Posted - 01/27/2022:  06:40:59

Next topic: Things you don't like about spring.

All the bugs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2022:  08:07:49

Big muddy puddles

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/27/2022:  11:02:00

Caked on winter dirt all over the patio (blown in from the Dakotas)

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2022:  18:34:33

Dirty snow

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2022:  19:04:23

Endless showers

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2022:  03:29:44

Freezing rain killing the early blooming flowers

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/28/2022:  04:53:05

Gnarly, soiled doormats and vehicle floor mats

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/28/2022 04:54:00

DC5 - Posted - 01/28/2022:  06:10:23

Having to pick up all the lawn debris from the winter storms.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2022:  17:10:35

Itchy eyes from the pollen