chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2016:  19:06:46

Vikinganus

eljimb0 - Posted - 09/29/2016:  23:18:45

wet sheets

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2016:  02:37:57

X-ray table

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2016:  15:44:25

Yellow snow

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2016:  16:34:30

Zero degrees Fahrenheit 

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2016:  16:35:38

Next topic, things that are hot:

Apple pie fresh out of the oven. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2016:  17:06:22

Bunsen burner

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2016:  18:14:44

Caribbean sun. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2016:  16:19:36

Death Valley

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2016:  17:57:10

Etna 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/02/2016:  19:24:14

frying pan handles (cast iron)

Rossanne - Posted - 10/02/2016:  21:38:39

Gila Bend.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2016:  02:43:45

Hell

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2016:  12:14:21

Incinerator

Rossanne - Posted - 10/05/2016:  12:49:57

Janitors boiler room

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2016:  14:16:21

Kettle cooker

Rossanne - Posted - 10/05/2016:  14:48:12

Lava Flow

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2016:  18:05:01

Mount Etna

eljimb0 - Posted - 10/05/2016:  21:40:16

nothing in New Jersey

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2016:  02:50:32

Oil fire

Rossanne - Posted - 10/06/2016:  06:24:36

Pit of Hell

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2016:  07:34:03

Quartz Heater

Rossanne - Posted - 10/07/2016:  10:52:33

Rigel

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2016:  14:58:40

Sun

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2016:  19:50:52

Thermonuclear explosion 

Rossanne - Posted - 10/08/2016:  13:59:39

Uranium core.

eljimb0 - Posted - 10/08/2016:  18:03:15

Vanna White

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/08/2016:  19:16:37

White phosphourus

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2016:  11:58:58

Xena

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2016:  15:41:00

Yellow phosphorus 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2016:  18:28:55

Zelda, the hot carhop at A&w

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2016:  18:32:33

Next: what you do at the car wash

Ask for the discount coupon you said got lost

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2016:  02:41:10

 Buy an upgrade including wheel cleaning. 

eljimb0 - Posted - 10/10/2016:  03:25:24

Close the passenger side window

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2016:  06:02:38

Drive through at high speed when the accelerator sticks

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2016:  06:16:39

expertly position your car in the tracks.

eljimb0 - Posted - 10/10/2016:  16:17:41

Find neutral.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2016:  17:24:43

Gasp for air after your dog flatulates while going through the power wash cycle

eljimb0 - Posted - 10/11/2016:  01:32:33

Hand the attendant your money.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2016:  02:52:40

Invest in the premium wash package. 

Forrest - Posted - 10/11/2016:  06:49:17

Just vacuum the interior

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2016:  08:08:06

Keep the car in neutral

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2016:  08:12:28

Leer at the hot gals wiping your car at the exit

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2016:  08:16:05

Make sure the windows are closed.

Forrest - Posted - 10/11/2016:  11:59:03

No skimping on the wax!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2016:  14:10:30

Offering the wash guys a generous tip.

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/11/2016 14:10:49

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2016:  14:56:11

Persuade the shammy girls to give your car an extra wipe or two

eljimb0 - Posted - 10/11/2016:  21:55:08

Quietly wait for the light to turn green

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2016:  02:39:49

Rev the engine