TheLastWord - Posted - 06/20/2018:  04:07:15

Quickly run to the mail box and back.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2018:  05:21:04

Rent-a-Maid

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2018:  11:01:32

Shop on line

DC5 - Posted - 06/20/2018:  13:58:52

TV show binge watch

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2018:  17:39:12

Untangle all your extension cords

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2018:  17:50:22

Verify your existence by phoning the crisis hotline

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2018:  17:56:53

watch a some old movies

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2018:  09:34:30

Xylophone repair

DC5 - Posted - 06/21/2018:  16:57:42

Yell at Opra on TV

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2018:  22:21:49

Zit popping

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2018:  22:23:24

Next: what you do at a jam session

Ask if there are any diminished chords in the fiddler’s favorite Grappelli tune

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2018:  06:01:57

backup the fiddle player with some steady rhythm

DC5 - Posted - 06/23/2018:  09:37:58

Capo to play in key

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2018:  10:34:30

Decry those that are offering sloppy rhythm

DC5 - Posted - 06/24/2018:  05:16:09

Enjoy the company

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2018:  07:09:41

Find a comfortable place to sit

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2018:  08:02:50

Gab with the gorgeous ukulele player

DC5 - Posted - 06/24/2018:  11:18:22

Have a sip of moonshine.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/24/2018:  14:16:02

Ignore the crazy groupies with flowers in their hair.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2018:  03:43:51

Just play backup

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2018:  06:32:22

Know that complaints about poor rhythm falls on deaf ears

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/25/2018 06:32:52

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2018:  06:58:00

Lay down a blazing solo

DC5 - Posted - 06/25/2018:  07:08:23

Make the banjo ring

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2018:  11:15:30

Never step on someone else's solo

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2018:  15:14:34

Order the fiddle player next to you to move 10’ away

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/25/2018 15:14:49

DC5 - Posted - 06/26/2018:  04:17:17

Play the same song as everyone else

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2018:  06:30:20

Quit trying to get everyone’s timing correct

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/26/2018:  06:33:01

Resist “harrumphing” loudly when a guitar player hits a clam

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2018:  06:37:06

Shoot the guitar player a dirty look when they hit a clam

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/27/2018:  05:03:41

Tune your banjo down a half key and play like it normal.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2018:  05:30:06

Upstage the local hotshot with your amazing playing

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2018:  05:43:38

Vent to the group about your ongoing frustration concerning sloppy rhthym

DC5 - Posted - 06/27/2018:  06:15:08

Wear something louder than your banjo.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2018:  11:09:29

X-out half the songs you hoped to play.

DC5 - Posted - 06/28/2018:  04:30:37

yodel

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/28/2018:  14:57:42

Zone out during the long fiddle solos.

New: funny nicknames for your car

Atomic heat

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2018:  15:39:44

Beater

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2018:  03:39:59

Car

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2018:  04:03:57

Dream machine

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2018:  04:23:08

El Jalopy

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2018:  05:21:31

Fireball

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2018:  14:58:07

Ghost rider

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2018:  15:50:53

Hellion

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/30/2018:  03:41:38

Ignitor Deluxe

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2018:  05:16:39

Junk Pile

DC5 - Posted - 06/30/2018:  08:44:20

Krankpot

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2018:  10:23:58

Lemon

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2018:  12:49:32

Macho Machine

DC5 - Posted - 06/30/2018:  17:21:56

Nadine